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I love my husband, family, friends, kids, dogs, books, Mapp & Lucia, Art Deco, classic Hollywood, everything design, and the Oxford comma. Gay as can be.
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If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.
August 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Honeyfuggle [HUHN-ee-FUHG-uhl]
*Also honeyfackle, honeyfugle, honeyfogle*
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.

Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
August 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This is Igor, but you may know him better as "a sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur." He went viral last month when his rescue posted a brutally honest adoption bio about him. And it worked! He found a perfect (and very brave) forever family. 14/10 congratulations little guy
August 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This is the most intense tsunami footage I've ever seen.

It purportedly shows the tsunami from the 29 July Mw 8.8 quake in Kamchatka, Russia, filmed in that same region.

Source: seismic.kiwi on TikTok, although I've seen this video all over the internet and may originally be from VK or Telegram.
August 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My painting RED CANOE
June 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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If you need a breather from all this bullshit, here's a photo of Earth.

From Saturn.

We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Helping someone else only takes a few seconds.
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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This
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
Sunday morning April 20, 2025

Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen

NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen

CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen

CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen

ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen

@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Killer sign. A+++ sign
April 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Beware the death spiral
April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Dear God, what Persian whore is decorating the Oval Office? And is that a CHERUB above the doorway???
April 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM