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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Aug 21
ICYMI. Now with shipping option because not everyone is #blessed enough to call this truncated diamond home. Wear it to the next bike lobby meeting, the one where we secretly make all the decisions about city planning but only give ourselves shitty, disconnected infrastructure
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Aug 20
ok folks. limited run of 51. Arriving next week. In-town handoffs only. $5. Money goes to FreeDC. Express interest here. forms.gle/eB4deGAatAv6...
two inch by two inch button with a sharrowsDC logo and the word Free on it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 1d
home from vacation but I’m gonna need to ease back into this website after time off so i don’t get the bends (or the bluesky equivalent)
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 7d
bleep bloop
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 7d
I have three different simultaneous conversations going on with @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social through bluesky DMs, email, and whatsapp
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 7d
🤔
DCE - Tirana’s journey towards becoming a cycling city
dutchcycling.nl
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
no coattails in local DC, even when the coattails are your own
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
"ready to do what he's always done best"
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
I got mine via email
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
yeah, what luck
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
did MMB actually announce that she's running yet?
A poll asking "As you may know, Muriel Bowser is running for re-election next year for Mayor of D.C. If the election were held today, would you…" with the answers definitely vote for her, probably vote for her, probably vote for someone else, definitely vote for someone else
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
that gig was a real murderer's row for a long time. we were so spoiled.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
"I'm with the news dude" > "Let's do the fucking news"
46K views · 348 reactions | "Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude." News4's Adam Tuss catches up with A DRIVER DRESSED LIKE A CAR SEAT spotted inside a "driverless" van in...
"Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude." News4's Adam Tuss catches up with A DRIVER DRESSED LIKE A CAR SEAT spotted inside a "driverless" van in Virginia...
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8d
I like how the first question says gives you the option of 'undecided' but not the option of 'literally anyone else'
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 9d
that sounds about right
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 9d
the ticket makes no sense, but I think they're trying to blame the cyclist for going too fast and colliding into a driver who was already turning. but the logic of this is also dubious.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 10d
I remain cautiously skeptical of our robot car future (mostly re: urban design), but if they can successfully identify red turn arrows and act accordingly, they’ll be far ahead of our current human baseline
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 10d
sometimes I end up inadvertently biking through a 5k but the spectators cheer for me anyway and I think that’s nice
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
literally none of these objectives are in any way achievable at the moment. lol.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
probably some sort of combination of all three. like, getting rid of all the bad stuff, then replacing my mid stuff with good stuff, and then storing it thoughtfully so I don't have to see it unless I want to
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
looking around the house and trying to decide if I want minimalism (less stuff), decluttering (same stuff, but hidden away) or consumerism (replacing all my stuff with newer, better stuff)
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
if Dulles was in New Jersey, they'd nail it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
they just let you do it. for free! wild.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 11d
Georgetown, cupcake
A Baked and Wired cupcake in my hand while seated on a bench at Georgetown Waterfront Park
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 12d
My mistake for ordering camouflage
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 12d
I mean, a real 'the food is terrible and the portions too small' situation, but still
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 12d
twice now, yet the guard remain. doing everything but guarding recently delivered items on my porch
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Aug 31
it is very funny (or something) to never having a package stolen from your porch until a few days ago in the midst of our current militarized occupation
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