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Cinderella
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34 | she/her, he/him if you're cool | The Def Jam TO.

Partner to @leafwork.bsky.social, lover to @11frames.bsky.social
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Life would be so different if pokemon were real.

Like right now I have: Zero animals.

So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.

But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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yup yup. bonus points for a rotating fan in front of the flood light, plenty of fog pumped in too. there must have been some unique alchemy about NTSC video that made this lighting look so good
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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oedipus: that's not a riddle.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: it's not a riddle.

sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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whenever ppl comment on big titty art with something akin to "wow her back must hurt" i wonder if they ever thought the train was actually going to come out of the tv and hit them too
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Botchamania 521 on Dailymotion

www.dailymotion.com/video/x9tlgcs
Botchamania 521
Dailymotion video by Botchamania Yet Again
www.dailymotion.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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We talk a lot about AI and "who cares about art and stories made by someone who doesn't exist and has nothing to say?" but that's basically what any modern canon is. The individual pieces are human, but the individual assemblage into a BRAND and CANON is the result of a dehumanized business process.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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in regards to this, i think 100% of games would just be straight up better by diminishing or totally removing these elements. they are an insidious but expected part of modern game design
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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People absolutely have to be held accountable for this and none of that will happen by boosting the profile of people who embrace the Nordic model or who smother the right to self expression. We have to stay focused and keep on our toes.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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everyone remembers what happened to Isabel Fall.
I think we lost some work because authors were afraid to show their weirdnesses, rough edges, to ask uncomfortable questions.
We can debate all day about who got cancelled and whether or not they deserved it, but one thing I have noticed is that a lot of queer YA written from ~2019-2022 has a kind of sterile after-school-special vibe where you can just tell they sanitized the fuck out of it to appease the Twitter hivemind
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There is something beautiful and terrible about friends and partners picking up Deadlock-isms from me despite them not listening to the podcast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Momo better be hitting the Evenflow DDT on the next cryptid she fights
a 61 year old raven telling dave meltzer that he nowadays spends time watching anime and name drops Dandadan
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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hehe
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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There will be all kinds of people coming out of the woodwork to ensure that the only result of the Epstein files coming out is more restrictions on sex work and more censorship. They can and will use it as an excuse to make sex workers less safe.
#SaveSpeech

if you've seen a video going around of Epstein survivors talking about their abuse, you need to be aware that video is promoting World-Without-Exploitation, an organization whose website supports legislation like KOSA, and advocates for the "Nordic model"

they are not your allies.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Every day my oomfs subject me to things like "Gold Ship has a son named Hyakushiki"
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I am against this trend of chips with accurate flavours. Chips are supposed to taste like chemicals. Chemicals that vaguely gesture at flavors.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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FF7R has cloud constantly meeting the most attractive men and i cant worry abt that rn-ing his new feelings for the whole series
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Showed Rei and Zoro last night a look into what keeps my dark and twisted mind stable: Uma Musume MADs Collabs.

Video: ウマ娘競奏曲 ~栄冠のファンファーレ~
追求~追いつめられて、追究~つきとめたくて Segment Editor/Artist: メスシリンダー
www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4008...
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Started a rewatch of NBC's Constantine to see if it holds up as well as I remember.
Coming back to the position of yeah this is a pretty good adaptation of a lot of these stories with the volume turned down for network TV and wow you could just say that slur on 2014 TV huh.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Bowser Plot: Give it up Mario, you'll never stop me from taking Peach to dollar margaritas night at Chili's

K. Rool Plot:
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The paypro shit is sort of a natural extension of the logic of the panopticon - we're all in it and we routinely use the data on here to harass each other and track each other, stalk each other - didn't it ever occur to you it was only a matter of time before they did it to you too?
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM