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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
darktide new class reveal today, place your bets. my money's on ratlings.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
darktide new class reveal today, place your bets. my money's on ratlings.
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Over on The Wasteland, Chaya Raichik has discovered Sonic Fox
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Over on The Wasteland, Chaya Raichik has discovered Sonic Fox
recurring thought of mine recently is that straight men should require a licence to be horny
John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before
It reached 69 on the charts
It reached 69 on the charts
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
recurring thought of mine recently is that straight men should require a licence to be horny
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
only person i know who owned these was the dumbest, most dysfunctional person i ever knew
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
only person i know who owned these was the dumbest, most dysfunctional person i ever knew
current verbal stim is "pennsatauka beefchaw", which is some regional american specialty food i've conjured in my brain. i'm not sure of the form exactly, but all i know is that it is some kind of beef dish that resembles chewing tobacco and has an entire years worth of sodium in one serve.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
current verbal stim is "pennsatauka beefchaw", which is some regional american specialty food i've conjured in my brain. i'm not sure of the form exactly, but all i know is that it is some kind of beef dish that resembles chewing tobacco and has an entire years worth of sodium in one serve.
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attempting to force a smile for a photo makes me feel like my soul is being sucked away, i'm not making it in retail man.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
attempting to force a smile for a photo makes me feel like my soul is being sucked away, i'm not making it in retail man.
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That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
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it's georgism or maoism
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived
Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
it's georgism or maoism
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all of this has made it really clear that some people don't want a better city or better policy, they just want the stat buff that comes with saying you agree with a popular public figure. fucking embarrassing dude
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
all of this has made it really clear that some people don't want a better city or better policy, they just want the stat buff that comes with saying you agree with a popular public figure. fucking embarrassing dude
tough on youth crime, banning trans puberty blockers, banning pill testing, what's up with the crisafulli govt's policies that seem intent on endangering kids
Dingoes ARE NOT domestic dogs, multiple lines of evidence demonstrate this.
Dingoes ARE NOT ideal pets, they require extensive and special care.
Dingoes ARE very important to First Nations peoples, and Australia's ecosystems.
This proposed change is a very bad idea www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Dingoes ARE NOT ideal pets, they require extensive and special care.
Dingoes ARE very important to First Nations peoples, and Australia's ecosystems.
This proposed change is a very bad idea www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Queensland considers changes that could see dingoes in dog parks
People could be allowed to keep dingoes as pets in Queensland under proposed changes to biosecurity regulations, but experts say the native animal is fundamentally different to domestic dogs.
www.abc.net.au
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
tough on youth crime, banning trans puberty blockers, banning pill testing, what's up with the crisafulli govt's policies that seem intent on endangering kids
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UZDOOM WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
UZDOOM WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
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Senior Orange Order figures have written to Britain’s King Charles to “reflect on his coronation oath” over his praying with Pope Leo last month.
www.thejournal.ie/orange-order...
www.thejournal.ie/orange-order...
Orange Order leaders wrote to Britain's King Charles over his meeting with Pope Leo
The Pope’s historic meeting with Charles has come in for criticism from unionist figures in the North and elsewhere over recent weeks.
www.thejournal.ie
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Senior Orange Order figures have written to Britain’s King Charles to “reflect on his coronation oath” over his praying with Pope Leo last month.
www.thejournal.ie/orange-order...
www.thejournal.ie/orange-order...
good morning. sunday morning.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
good morning. sunday morning.
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for the record: I develop games for people who play games to have fun
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
for the record: I develop games for people who play games to have fun
remember the maine, war with spain
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
remember the maine, war with spain
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i do genuinely wonder if reactionary cenrists ever get tired of never being right about anything
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i do genuinely wonder if reactionary cenrists ever get tired of never being right about anything
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Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please check all that apply
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Rent Is Too Damn High Party Debate
YouTube video by Christian Royer
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Don't stop, friends! Attack!
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don't stop, friends! Attack!