John Magee
eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
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During this busiest shopping period of the year, we’re hitting pause on purchases from Home Depot, Target, and Amazon. Let’s make our dollars count by refusing to support corporations complicit in Trump’s authoritarian power grab: weaintbuyingit.com/?utm_source=bluesky
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Im going to have my 1 year anniversary as a creator on the 22nd of December. I’m going to be streaming that day for charity and was wondering what everyone’s availability is. If you’re interested please comment. I’m gauging interest.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have eaten many many times at in-n-out - for free every time (boss loved em) I don't understand the lines, the obsession, they're mediocre at best and that's before you get into the truly problematic ownership...average burgers with shorter wait times are just as good
It's not a lie, the fries really do suck. It's just that anyone who wants a Double Double animal style simply doesn't care.

youtu.be/1r7RlqqSZ0s
Why In-N-Out Somehow Sucks At Fries
YouTube video by Weird History Food
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Please pluribus - do not let it be soylent green - i'm begging you
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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dad texting me absolute fuego
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Did Belichik just pull the 'on to Cleveland' on his entire first season?

Dude...UNC made a horrible hire
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
if you don't know who Keith Haring is you should find out
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Last day! We’re at $4,905, only $95 away from 5k!!! Will draw winners tomorrow!
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The democrats need to make him the MODEL of what they're looking for
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
wait a minute, isn't this thing old?
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
that's what i was afraid of (it's the post count)
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,088 profanities in their last 22,009 posts.

🥇 "damn" (342 times)
🥈 "shit" (286 times)
🥉 "fuck" (190 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I maintain that once somebody published a study, anybody can criticize it publicly, & there is no *obligation* to wait for the original authors' (OA) to reply.

1st, why would the OAs get to have the last word at every step?
2nd, waiting opens up a loophole for the OAs to derail the process.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Still wild to me that companies got together and lied about a mass shoplifting epidemic and fundamentally changed things in all stores so that it’s worse for everyone, and then we found out they lied, and no one fucking did anything about it, and this is just life now
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Heyman putting his hands on a kid a week after the 29th anniversary of the Mass Transit incident? A more sincere tribute to New Jack than the one he gave when he passed away.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Anytime you can grind an entire sport to a halt and debase yourself as a sports network in service of a coach who once got fired two days after attempting a 76-yard field goal, you seize that opportunity.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have never heard of markwayne mullin until today but i'm awfully surprised he's not a country singer
Markwayne Mullin defends Trump pardoning Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking: "What the president is doing is always calculated. I haven't had a direct conversation with the president about it, but I do trust his natural reaction and his approach to foreign affairs."
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The dems are focused on finding a slogan, instead of a platform...this is all I need to know. Give me a good option, I'm begging you
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Also, big ask! Any of my mates on here trans or non-binary and Christian and wouldn't mind giving me a message? In discussing queer jesus for my diss I want to include a quote from a queer person describing the relationship between queer identities and their faith. Thanks 😊
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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💙💙💙
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every time I speak I wonder what sort of info he has on all the dems to continue to allow to be in charge...a VC is someone you definitely want when you're trying to figure out how to help people
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The wholesale not giving a fuck about anybody else thing is... it feels paradoxical to me?

People say it's a consequence of being socially isolated, but I felt a renewed sincere appreciation for people?
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM