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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇
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Hey there you! Have a great day and try not to be a dick. You got this!
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 18h
Only Ken could get 140 comments on a shitpost about woodwind instruments.

It's a skill, I guess. Marketable? We'll see.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 21h
I don't see the word "illegal" in here anywhere, and you aren't trying to blame Biden.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 23h
It's so refreshing to have a lighter moment among... all this.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 23h
*ahem* you might want to check for typos there, chief.

😂
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 23h
You clearly have not been trying hard enough. My future grandchildren already hate her.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 23h
I will hand down the story to my grandchildren of how I fought in the Grammar Wars 😂
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 23h
"Wierd Al" is just a sock puppet account for Jerry.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
Charge $50 per person to smash the Grey Garden. National debt - gone.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing glasses and a tie is pointing at the camera with the hashtag fly me to the moon
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is pointing at the camera with the hashtag fly me to the moon
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
Make American Grain Argentinean
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
The passive voice used here is not helpful.

Try "An American flag altered to include a swastika was prominently displayed in Rep. Dan Taylor's office"

See?
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
Having had the dubious pleasure of working at Wellington's PirateFM, I can state with reasonable certainty that the BSA is a toothless beast built on the premise that letters to corporate owners will rein in misbehaving broadcasters.

Doesn't work with private ownership.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck 'em. Let them experience first hand what they relish for others. Straight to CECOT. I'm sure El Salvadoran gangsters will be welcoming to those who murder innocent South American fishermen.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
AI Lemmy would just piss on the Tech and head to the bar.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
Then they'll start on the degrees of whiteness - beige, cream, alabaster... Until just one person remains. Until he researches his ancestry😂
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 1d
In a stunning move aimed at removing Hamas from Gaza, war criminal Bibi Netanyahu has instructed his employee Donald Trump to offer fighters jobs with ICE.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 2d
Hoo boy, Matt Taibbi is gonna DESTROY them for this.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 2d
Ear looks fine tho 🤷
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 2d
First person to bring this up in response to the feebs producing evidence in court should get a medal.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 2d
😂

You're a clown
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 3d
I submit that the FAFO crowd have not taken on board the lessons from the many videos where the instigator quickly comes to regret his decision.

youtu.be/3B9XQ3qH1EA?...
AUSSIE MMA FIGHTER HANDLES MULTIPLE STREET PUNKS PERFECTLY
YouTube video by QUIBOGIPO
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 3d
Wasn’t there some discussion a while ago about the President's son and involvement in foreign business deals?

And no, I emphatically do not want to see the Trump progeny trouser worms, Marge.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 3d
"The administration avoided answering the question"
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 3d
I used to have a fantastic lasagne "bechamel" sauce recipe that used cottage cheese, sour cream, shaved parmesan, and egg.

IIRC, it was 500g of each dairy, 200ish g of parmesan plus a couple of eggs, mixed well.
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🦇 Ian Miles BOO! 🦇 @emrsin.bsky.social · 4d
The chest is one area most dogs can't properly reach to scratch, maybe it just feels reeeeal good to be patted there?

Kinda like me and the bit between my shoulder blades 🤷
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