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@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
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43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
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Explaining to my tart citrus fruit what Netflix series I'm watching
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Explaining to my tart citrus fruit what Netflix series I'm watching
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Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion - written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion [Script Fill] [Nerd] [Bully] [Revenge] [School] [Reunion] [Glasses] [Tiny F...
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December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion - written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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Your nerdy coworker has a VERY important presentation for you. I hope you won't be late! This Friday, 3PM CST. 👉🏻👌🏻You ain't never seen a Powerpoint this good!
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Your nerdy coworker has a VERY important presentation for you. I hope you won't be late! This Friday, 3PM CST. 👉🏻👌🏻You ain't never seen a Powerpoint this good!
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
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My meet cute enemies to lovers rom-com about a figure skater and hockey player learning to share rink time wasn’t as successful as it could have been because the girl was Tonya Harding and the guy was Shoresy
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My meet cute enemies to lovers rom-com about a figure skater and hockey player learning to share rink time wasn’t as successful as it could have been because the girl was Tonya Harding and the guy was Shoresy
This is the only day of the year where you can say “it’s Giving Tuesday” and “it’s giving Tuesday” and both make perfect sense.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is the only day of the year where you can say “it’s Giving Tuesday” and “it’s giving Tuesday” and both make perfect sense.
It’s not directly referenced in the script, but she’s bringing it in an airplane. That’s CLEARLY implied. ✈️🥤
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December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not directly referenced in the script, but she’s bringing it in an airplane. That’s CLEARLY implied. ✈️🥤
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Boba Tea is when the Star Wars bounty hunter starts dishing some catty gossip 💅🧋
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Boba Tea is when the Star Wars bounty hunter starts dishing some catty gossip 💅🧋
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Mom, can we stop for Smaug?
We have Smaug at home!
Smaug at home:
We have Smaug at home!
Smaug at home:
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Mom, can we stop for Smaug?
We have Smaug at home!
Smaug at home:
We have Smaug at home!
Smaug at home:
“Advent calendar? Baby, I’m gonna INVENT calendar 😎🤲📿📆” - Pope Gregory XIII
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Advent calendar? Baby, I’m gonna INVENT calendar 😎🤲📿📆” - Pope Gregory XIII
“Simply having a wonderful Christmastime” is pretty condescending. Maybe it’s not that easy for me, PAUL. Maybe there are extenuating circumstances
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Simply having a wonderful Christmastime” is pretty condescending. Maybe it’s not that easy for me, PAUL. Maybe there are extenuating circumstances
TFW Omaha Beach is also M. Night Shyamalan’s Beach That Makes You Old
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
Alt: Matt Damon becomes old in Saving Private Ryan
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December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
TFW Omaha Beach is also M. Night Shyamalan’s Beach That Makes You Old
Old & Busted: Man Cave
New Hotness: Copium Den
New Hotness: Copium Den
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Old & Busted: Man Cave
New Hotness: Copium Den
New Hotness: Copium Den
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[F4A]I Thought I Was An Elven Princess, But I Turned Out To Be a Free Use Bard
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4A] I Thought I Was An Elven Princess, But I Turned Out To Be a Free Use Bard [Script fill][Fantasy][Narrative] [Free Use] [CNC][Princess...
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December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
[F4A]I Thought I Was An Elven Princess, But I Turned Out To Be a Free Use Bard
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Banned from the rec center because I kept eating the pickleball
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Banned from the rec center because I kept eating the pickleball
Cockwarming is when all your friends throw you a party because you moved into a new cock
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cockwarming is when all your friends throw you a party because you moved into a new cock
IKEA Cück Chair
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
IKEA Cück Chair
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
Sometimes words have several meanings, one being pornographic. Another one being a Hostess snack cake, but it’s not relevant here.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes words have several meanings, one being pornographic. Another one being a Hostess snack cake, but it’s not relevant here.
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Me: “Steam Deck?” No need! I varnished and weather-proofed that bad boy last fall!
My Acerbic Gen Z Nephew: You KNOW what video games are. You post about ‘em all the fucking time.
Me: *sweating*
My Acerbic Gen Z Nephew: You KNOW what video games are. You post about ‘em all the fucking time.
Me: *sweating*
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me: “Steam Deck?” No need! I varnished and weather-proofed that bad boy last fall!
My Acerbic Gen Z Nephew: You KNOW what video games are. You post about ‘em all the fucking time.
Me: *sweating*
My Acerbic Gen Z Nephew: You KNOW what video games are. You post about ‘em all the fucking time.
Me: *sweating*
Toby Keith:
i should have been born an orc
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Toby Keith: