The Squidfather 🦑
@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
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aragon really hitting the “mordor” the way annoying white guys say “taqueria”
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
aragon really hitting the “mordor” the way annoying white guys say “taqueria”
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Gelding” is a portmanteau of “good principal” and “Mr. Belding”
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Gelding” is a portmanteau of “good principal” and “Mr. Belding”
An emcee called Scientific Method Man and he just raps about his various hypotheses
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
An emcee called Scientific Method Man and he just raps about his various hypotheses
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perfect parrying the female orgasm
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
perfect parrying the female orgasm
Rather be carried by 6 than judged by 12 😎
…wait, that means DEAD?! WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON
…wait, that means DEAD?! WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Rather be carried by 6 than judged by 12 😎
…wait, that means DEAD?! WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON
…wait, that means DEAD?! WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the homies inside and kiss them goodnight 😘😇
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the homies inside and kiss them goodnight 😘😇
Uh, actually, the “strays” I’m “catching” are hungry cats and dogs. I have them spayed/neutered and find them nice homes. I don’t think in terms of gun violence. But go off, I guess
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Uh, actually, the “strays” I’m “catching” are hungry cats and dogs. I have them spayed/neutered and find them nice homes. I don’t think in terms of gun violence. But go off, I guess
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My new audio is LIVE! 🔊 Your hot nerdy coworker is waiting in the conference room! 🤓🥵
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[F4M] Nerdy Coworker Prepares a PowerPoint on Why You Should Fuck Her 🤓🖥️[script fill] [nerd] [coworker] [office] [glasses] [PowerPoint] [very convincing] [dirty talk] [filthy] [standing doggy] [hands...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My new audio is LIVE! 🔊 Your hot nerdy coworker is waiting in the conference room! 🤓🥵
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It’s five o’clock somewhere
Uriney Longenecker
Father
New York, New York City Births, 1846-1909
Father
New York, New York City Births, 1846-1909
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s five o’clock somewhere
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Hey I made a new script fill audio! this one written by @emosquid23.bsky.social I think its pretty self explanatory! lol! www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Hey I made a new script fill audio! this one written by @emosquid23.bsky.social I think its pretty self explanatory! lol! www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
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For the last four years your resume just says “very sexual person”
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
For the last four years your resume just says “very sexual person”
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saw your man eat all the cornbread off the corn dog and then swallow the wiener in one gulp and pulled the stick out of his mouth all slutty
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
saw your man eat all the cornbread off the corn dog and then swallow the wiener in one gulp and pulled the stick out of his mouth all slutty
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www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... fuggin FINALLY
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Bullying Your Timid Classmate Until She Cums On Your Cock 💢😡 [Script Fill] [Timid to Enthusiastic Fsub] [Bully Listener] [Mdom Encour...
Posted by oxbones - 4 votes and 2 comments
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December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... fuggin FINALLY
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Share a shower beer with me?
Don't know about you, but it's actually been a long hard day for me, so maybe hop in the shower with me and share a beer? Maybe more?
M4F BFE audio on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Don't know about you, but it's actually been a long hard day for me, so maybe hop in the shower with me and share a beer? Maybe more?
M4F BFE audio on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [M4F] [OC] Share a Sexy Shower Beer with Your BF After a Long Day [Established Relationship] [BFE] [Shower Sex!] [Wash You] [Kissing] [Body...
Posted by fischji - 2 votes and 0 comments
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December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Share a shower beer with me?
Don't know about you, but it's actually been a long hard day for me, so maybe hop in the shower with me and share a beer? Maybe more?
M4F BFE audio on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Don't know about you, but it's actually been a long hard day for me, so maybe hop in the shower with me and share a beer? Maybe more?
M4F BFE audio on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
One of my favorite series as self-collabed by one of my favorite VA’s! Hilarious, binaural, technically proficient, wildly hot, 4M and 4F versions 🤯
Can’t recommend highly enough!
Can’t recommend highly enough!
Double trouble! The twin sisters of ice and fire are back ❄️🔥 And they are even hornier than before... if that's possible 😅
Thank you @emosquid23.bsky.social for TWO unbelievably funny and sexy scripts! I totally fell in love with the twins!
Check it out😌:
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Thank you @emosquid23.bsky.social for TWO unbelievably funny and sexy scripts! I totally fell in love with the twins!
Check it out😌:
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
One of my favorite series as self-collabed by one of my favorite VA’s! Hilarious, binaural, technically proficient, wildly hot, 4M and 4F versions 🤯
Can’t recommend highly enough!
Can’t recommend highly enough!
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From helpful AI, to Flirty Girlfriend, to Condescending MEAN Girl, come get your sexy, cringe, internet humor shit post!
Mind the tags! I'm usually not mean, but I am today! 🤭
Written by the brilliant u/HypnoMan201
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Mind the tags! I'm usually not mean, but I am today! 🤭
Written by the brilliant u/HypnoMan201
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Oh No! Your Sex Robot Was Infected With Brainrot Malware! [Script Fill] [RAPE] [Sex Robot] [Personality Change] [Helpful AI] to [Flir...
Posted by ArchangelsBabe - 2 votes and 1 comment
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December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
From helpful AI, to Flirty Girlfriend, to Condescending MEAN Girl, come get your sexy, cringe, internet humor shit post!
Mind the tags! I'm usually not mean, but I am today! 🤭
Written by the brilliant u/HypnoMan201
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Mind the tags! I'm usually not mean, but I am today! 🤭
Written by the brilliant u/HypnoMan201
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
(to the guy who told me to “get bent,” a week later)
Hey, man. I gave it a listen and just wanted to say, it rocks. Thank you for the recommendation. Matchbox Twenty goes hard.
Hey, man. I gave it a listen and just wanted to say, it rocks. Thank you for the recommendation. Matchbox Twenty goes hard.
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
(to the guy who told me to “get bent,” a week later)
Hey, man. I gave it a listen and just wanted to say, it rocks. Thank you for the recommendation. Matchbox Twenty goes hard.
Hey, man. I gave it a listen and just wanted to say, it rocks. Thank you for the recommendation. Matchbox Twenty goes hard.
You can’t spell “smut” without “Tums”
*eats antacid like candy*
*eats antacid like candy*
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You can’t spell “smut” without “Tums”
*eats antacid like candy*
*eats antacid like candy*
Wait, I’m supposed to DONATE these toys? To CHILDREN? I thought I would be receiving tater tots
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wait, I’m supposed to DONATE these toys? To CHILDREN? I thought I would be receiving tater tots
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Explaining to my tart citrus fruit what Netflix series I'm watching
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Explaining to my tart citrus fruit what Netflix series I'm watching
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Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion - written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion [Script Fill] [Nerd] [Bully] [Revenge] [School] [Reunion] [Glasses] [Tiny F...
Posted by RogueChickadee - 3 votes and 3 comments
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December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nerdy Girl Gets Revenge On Her Bully At The Class Reunion - written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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cw: mean, namecalling, revenge hatefucking
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Your nerdy coworker has a VERY important presentation for you. I hope you won't be late! This Friday, 3PM CST. 👉🏻👌🏻You ain't never seen a Powerpoint this good!
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Your nerdy coworker has a VERY important presentation for you. I hope you won't be late! This Friday, 3PM CST. 👉🏻👌🏻You ain't never seen a Powerpoint this good!
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
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