The Squidfather 🦑
@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*loosens tie*
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Uh, Spotify? Ixnay on the insurrectionway
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do you like when an evil corporation dishes the dirt on your listening habits? Me too!
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
It’s not directly referenced in the script, but she’s bringing it in an airplane. That’s CLEARLY implied. ✈️🥤
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December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not directly referenced in the script, but she’s bringing it in an airplane. That’s CLEARLY implied. ✈️🥤
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December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes words have several meanings, one being pornographic. Another one being a Hostess snack cake, but it’s not relevant here.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes words have several meanings, one being pornographic. Another one being a Hostess snack cake, but it’s not relevant here.
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McDonald’s is in league with the Grunch. Boycott
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
McDonald’s is in league with the Grunch. Boycott
I don’t know big words like “horology,” “clock fucking” is more my speed. 😂
If you’d like to know how the sausage is made, @fischji.bsky.social started the ball rolling on that one by sharing the thing below.
If you’d like to know how the sausage is made, @fischji.bsky.social started the ball rolling on that one by sharing the thing below.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t know big words like “horology,” “clock fucking” is more my speed. 😂
If you’d like to know how the sausage is made, @fischji.bsky.social started the ball rolling on that one by sharing the thing below.
If you’d like to know how the sausage is made, @fischji.bsky.social started the ball rolling on that one by sharing the thing below.
Who up bumpin’ they Roogie
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who up bumpin’ they Roogie
Shoeless Joe Jackson:
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Shoeless Joe Jackson:
911’s a joke in your town
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
911’s a joke in your town
I’ll see you in Valhalla, my brother. We have the watch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’ll see you in Valhalla, my brother. We have the watch.
May God and Canada be with you, Mad Man Mordo
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
May God and Canada be with you, Mad Man Mordo
This one makes you laugh AND makes you think
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This one makes you laugh AND makes you think
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
Remember how the Minnesota Twins’ Metrodome used to have a fuckin garbage bag for a wall? Real shit. Bring that back
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Remember how the Minnesota Twins’ Metrodome used to have a fuckin garbage bag for a wall? Real shit. Bring that back
Now Tain I can get into
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Now Tain I can get into
Very near and dear to my heart because this is me in the hoopty, thank you for your good work
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Very near and dear to my heart because this is me in the hoopty, thank you for your good work
Philly has two god-tier mascots in The Phanatic and Gritty, the perfectly serviceable Swoop the Eagle, then this god damn idiot, “Franklin the Dog”
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Philly has two god-tier mascots in The Phanatic and Gritty, the perfectly serviceable Swoop the Eagle, then this god damn idiot, “Franklin the Dog”