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Emma Dingle
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 29d
The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.

Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
A big ole triceratops statue standing proudly in a green field covered with a scattering of rich red, orange and yellow autumnal leaves. The tops of houses can be seen in the distance, whilst white fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky. Our dinosaur chum has a rich blue face, light grey horns and green legs. Very fancy. Closer again, making sure not to be attacked by this gentle giant we can see greater detail. The shield-like fan at the back of the head is painted with dark and light blues in a way that emulates a flower. With rich verdant green legs that end in grey feet like a giant's manicure made to match the horns. This dinosaur is the height of fashion.
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I shared a total of 87 images this year on Bluesky and included accessibility alt text with 100% of them which is 124% above the average.

Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Data Viz 🤓🥰
anisota.net/harvest/emma...

@anisota.net nice work!
Emma Dingle's 2025 Bluesky Harvest from Anisota
A recap of Emma Dingle's year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from their journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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What am wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Wait, look at the wrists!
That's totally Roger from American Dad!!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Happy Cyberman Day to all who celebrate.
A shiny silver 1980s square headed edition Cyberman from Doctor Who snaffling a crafty faggaroonie smoke whilst an amused chap looks on. It was well known even then that a Cyberman cannot assimilate anything whilst inhaling nicotine, this lead directly to the more cyber friendly electronic vapes so popular with modern humans.
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away!
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
On the M5 motorway 🎶

Oh!!!!
Jingle Bells... 🎶
loreandordure.com Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 2d
Because I’m aware these things can have amusing regional variants, is the version of “Jingle Bells (Batman smells)” that I learned at primary school (London, 1980s) still prevailing?

“Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away, Father Christmas lost his knickers on the motorway! (Hey!)”
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Shut up Zaphod, the earth apes have enough problems without you trying to teach multi dimensional geometry
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Assume the cow is an irregular oblate spheroid 🐮
astrokatie.com Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12d
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Cartoon of Figaro a small black and white tuxedo kitten with a pale yellow face. In a little wooden bed covered with a brightly coloured patchwork blanket, peets sticking out of the end, he is propped up on a big white pillow. His super wide awake yellow eyes suggest that he has been woken up in shock. Is this an existential crisis or a truly honest response to and ever increasingly surreal and cruel world?
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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"it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in JD and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like "'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Kier Starmer be-suited at a podium in front of the American and British Flags. "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Merry Splootmas 🎄
Giant LED festooned tinselly reindeer art in the high windowed shopping mall. The Reindeer is in a classic sploot position as if it had bambied on ice. It has a red saddle just the right size for kids to sit on it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Merry Splootmas 🎄
Giant LED festooned tinselly reindeer art in the high windowed shopping mall. The Reindeer is in a classic sploot position as if it had bambied on ice. It has a red saddle just the right size for kids to sit on it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
• Badger
• Red Kite
• Monitor Lizard
• Hummingbird
• Gecko
kekhmet.bsky.social Kekhmet @kekhmet.bsky.social · 5d
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- hedgehog
- red fox
- turkey vulture
- whitetail deer
- muntjac
langsec.hacker.gf Felladonna @langsec.hacker.gf · 5d
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- red fox
- wapiti (north american elk)
- sea lion
- musk ox
- european hedgehog
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
emmadingle.bsky.social
"it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in JD and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like "'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Kier Starmer be-suited at a podium in front of the American and British Flags. "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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“The point is, you see,” said Ford, “is that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in, and save your sanity for later.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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"You will be visited by three spirits..."
Mr and Mrs Spoon live on Junk Planet with their daughter Tina Teaspoon. They fly to Button Moon which is bright yellow with four sewing holes. Left to right: Mrs Spoon has a big round orange brush for hair a small pot for a face, two black eyes and an orange nose. Her body is a green and white striped clay bottle with orange wooden spoons as hands thin green legs and orange shoes. Tina Teaspoon has bright yellow longish hair, black eyes and an orange nose. Her round white face looks to be the top of the dark blue and red keyhole shaped bottle that makes up her body. Her arms are white teaspoons her legs light yellow to match her hair whilst her shoes are a reddish orange. Mr Spoon has wooden spoon arms a white pie tin face and blue plate for a head, a classic blue bottle with a thick white stripe for a body and white boots. Like his wife and daughter he has black eyes and an orange nose. Somehow, they manage to look on in a slightly judgemental way. Maybe they are surprised to have mastered affordable, sustainable private space travel decades before the humans?
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

• 2ManyDJs
• Orbital
• Oh My God It's The Church!
• Peaches
• Stirling Moss

(a lot of festival gig/sets tbh)
blackazizanansi.blacksky.app Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 6d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
patrickworld.bsky.social Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 6d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
emmadingle.bsky.social
"You will be visited by three spirits..."
Mr and Mrs Spoon live on Junk Planet with their daughter Tina Teaspoon. They fly to Button Moon which is bright yellow with four sewing holes. Left to right: Mrs Spoon has a big round orange brush for hair a small pot for a face, two black eyes and an orange nose. Her body is a green and white striped clay bottle with orange wooden spoons as hands thin green legs and orange shoes. Tina Teaspoon has bright yellow longish hair, black eyes and an orange nose. Her round white face looks to be the top of the dark blue and red keyhole shaped bottle that makes up her body. Her arms are white teaspoons her legs light yellow to match her hair whilst her shoes are a reddish orange. Mr Spoon has wooden spoon arms a white pie tin face and blue plate for a head, a classic blue bottle with a thick white stripe for a body and white boots. Like his wife and daughter he has black eyes and an orange nose. Somehow, they manage to look on in a slightly judgemental way. Maybe they are surprised to have mastered affordable, sustainable private space travel decades before the humans?
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
emmadingle.bsky.social
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Cartoon of Figaro a small black and white tuxedo kitten with a pale yellow face. In a little wooden bed covered with a brightly coloured patchwork blanket, peets sticking out of the end, he is propped up on a big white pillow. His super wide awake yellow eyes suggest that he has been woken up in shock. Is this an existential crisis or a truly honest response to and ever increasingly surreal and cruel world?
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
emmadingle.bsky.social
Please Wachowski sisters, make my thinly veiled yet beautifully bonkers Star Trek Universe crossover style Matrix idea dream come true 😎🧔😉
emmadingle.bsky.social Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 8d
Mirror Universe Matrix, Everyone is debauched and evil with a goatee beard - whilst the only one who wants out is Cypher with his suspicion-averting sentient stick on beard which keeps threatening to out him.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Important update
The ridiculous tuxedo cat in his ridiculous tuxedo house is now UPSIDE DOWN. This is very important and serious news and you should tell everyone
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Still believing everything you see and hear?

Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
Robin snacking on seeds in a window mounted bird feeder as viewed through slatted blinds. Robin snacking on seeds in a window mounted bird feeder as viewed when AI replaces the sections where the blind slats were with statistically likely image data.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Release the Morris Dancers – full bells and hankies deployment
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Man no longer able to access secure cat flap
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Me as your bsky therapist
Kermit on a country cycle ride saying: When life shuts a door. Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM