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Emma Dingle
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London by way of Bumpkinland
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Happy Cyberman Day to all who celebrate.
A shiny silver 1980s square headed edition Cyberman from Doctor Who snaffling a crafty faggaroonie smoke whilst an amused chap looks on. It was well known even then that a Cyberman cannot assimilate anything whilst inhaling nicotine, this lead directly to the more cyber friendly electronic vapes so popular with modern humans.
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Rocko was incredible 😄
Rocko the wallaby looking characteristically surprised yet perky answering a phone. Behind him a big red sign reads: One on one Hot Line. A sign posted to the wall of his office cubicle says: Remember Be hot, be naughty, be courteous Meme Text: Growing up is realising that Rocko worked at a phone sex hotline.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Merry Splootmas 🎄
Giant LED festooned tinselly reindeer art in the high windowed shopping mall. The Reindeer is in a classic sploot position as if it had bambied on ice. It has a red saddle just the right size for kids to sit on it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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"it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in JD and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like "'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Kier Starmer be-suited at a podium in front of the American and British Flags. "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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"You will be visited by three spirits..."
Mr and Mrs Spoon live on Junk Planet with their daughter Tina Teaspoon. They fly to Button Moon which is bright yellow with four sewing holes. Left to right: Mrs Spoon has a big round orange brush for hair a small pot for a face, two black eyes and an orange nose. Her body is a green and white striped clay bottle with orange wooden spoons as hands thin green legs and orange shoes. Tina Teaspoon has bright yellow longish hair, black eyes and an orange nose. Her round white face looks to be the top of the dark blue and red keyhole shaped bottle that makes up her body. Her arms are white teaspoons her legs light yellow to match her hair whilst her shoes are a reddish orange. Mr Spoon has wooden spoon arms a white pie tin face and blue plate for a head, a classic blue bottle with a thick white stripe for a body and white boots. Like his wife and daughter he has black eyes and an orange nose. Somehow, they manage to look on in a slightly judgemental way. Maybe they are surprised to have mastered affordable, sustainable private space travel decades before the humans?
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Cartoon of Figaro a small black and white tuxedo kitten with a pale yellow face. In a little wooden bed covered with a brightly coloured patchwork blanket, peets sticking out of the end, he is propped up on a big white pillow. His super wide awake yellow eyes suggest that he has been woken up in shock. Is this an existential crisis or a truly honest response to and ever increasingly surreal and cruel world?
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Me as your bsky therapist
Kermit on a country cycle ride saying: When life shuts a door. Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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How about absolutely not 👀
Red human shaped devilish demon with orangey yellow horns and pointy red ears. Staring in shock and disbelief throwing pointy clawed hands. Text: First of all, yikes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Still believing everything you see and hear?

Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
Robin snacking on seeds in a window mounted bird feeder as viewed through slatted blinds. Robin snacking on seeds in a window mounted bird feeder as viewed when AI replaces the sections where the blind slats were with statistically likely image data.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Lmao
The balancing digital infrastructure meme from XKCD which has been made increasingly elaborate is here depicted as a collapsed pile of destruction
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Thinking this sums up 2025 quite well tbh
one thing feel like we're not acknowledging as a society is that everyone is now just completely insane
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Sweep the dog, Sooty's friend drives a long luxurious bone car wearing a very fetching brown peaked hat.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
Oscar the Grouch, Grover, Elmo and Cookie Monster
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
A big tinsel feature in a shopping mall. A reindeer in a bauble that has bars like a bird cage pops out of a giant gift box.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Ginger (orange) cat sat at a dining table on a wooden chair leans back as if shouting towards the kitchen behind. Text: Ma!! They're posting weird shit again!
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A soft brown suede leather utility bikini with loads of pockets full of hardware tools.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Any interesting news in your corner of the world? Alternatively any silly facts going? 💕
A majestic enormous tree, branches becoming bare stands dark against the light grey skies in fresh green grass after the rains.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.

Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
A big ole triceratops statue standing proudly in a green field covered with a scattering of rich red, orange and yellow autumnal leaves. The tops of houses can be seen in the distance, whilst white fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky. Our dinosaur chum has a rich blue face, light grey horns and green legs. Very fancy. Closer again, making sure not to be attacked by this gentle giant we can see greater detail. The shield-like fan at the back of the head is painted with dark and light blues in a way that emulates a flower. With rich verdant green legs that end in grey feet like a giant's manicure made to match the horns. This dinosaur is the height of fashion.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Trick or treat lovelies?
👻🐈‍⬛🎃☠️😈🧛🏼‍♀️🦇🕸️🖤🏴‍☠️
My face appears from the shadows with some black digital eyelashes and lippy, purple headphones peering over my frameless specs with arched eyebrows. Top right a white cartoon spider web. Text: trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Absolutely one of my favourites, have introduced it to so many people over the years.

It's an evil fing room!

Have seen two different endings as well, unexpectedly, which made it extra creepy on rewatch.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Magick, obvs
Everyone hates on Clippy, but do you remember the Wizard? 😄
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Classic
Scene from Trainspotting as the girls and guys bump into one another and ask each other what they were talking about and, well: Guys: football Gurls: shopping
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing and it's a Care Bears' Rainbow Roller
Original Care Bear, Champ Bear, smiles and waves from the Rainbow Roller (a cloud mobile) between heart topped candy cane striped posts past a start with an old fashioned umpire whistle in its mouth.
October 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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"I was married but l'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle"
Orange seventies family car where the front is at the side and the side is at the front and back illusion
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Cough candy twists - aniseed joy in a pinky red boiled sweet. I will inhale anything aniseed flavoured I love it, but hate the nasty acrid taste lf liquorice with every inch of my being.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM