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Emma🦌Chaplin⭐
@emmachaplin.bsky.social
Editor, comms person & funeral celebrant. Sweary. Swifts, wildlife, Pells Pool, Lewes stuff, including food & drink.
She/her
Trans women are women, obvs
https://lewescelebrant.co.uk/
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is this not the BEST toilet ever?
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Lewes Food Banks Collection has a few gaps Saturday afternoon if anyone has an hour to spare.
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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The millions of bio-beads recently spilled by @southernwater.bsky.social contain a cocktail of harmful chemicals that will enter the marine food chain, including food that I would like to eat ☣️🤢🤮☠️

BBC News - Lead and arsenic found in Camber Sands bio-beads
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Camber Sands bio-beads contain lead and arsenic, study finds
Heavy metals are found on plastic pellets which washed up on the Sussex and Kent coast.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The Christmas decs wot I made out of recycling! Barking, obvs. But great fun was had. 3 Christmas potatoes. A Christmas pickle, random fungus, seahorse & odd bird
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The trouble with this Labour - loads of the "hate" & racism is being generated by you, you idiots
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!

Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️

Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me

#Archaeology
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
An angelic morning to you all
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Christmas lights? Lovely. Twinkly ones? Fine. Flashing ones? 🙂‍↔️
bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So fed up of DJs (Jeremy Vine in particular) I've bought a CD player so rediscovering my CDs. Currently listening to the fab Burt Bacharach. 24 hours from Tulsa is brilliant & RIDICULOUS
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yesterday, in the driving winds & rain, saw Mr flip flops shorts & sunglasses in all three, blithely walking through it all
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The abandoned spoon in the cemetery of life
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Had an egg thrown hard at me from a car earlier & it was horrible & scary
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm sorry to hear that Martin Parr has died. This is good on him and his work...
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
I Am Martin Parr
Discover the maverick behind some of the most iconic images of the past century on an intimate and exclusive road trip with a photographer whose work has revolutionised contemporary photography.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Martin Parr R.I.P. Such sad, sad news. He leaves behind him a magnificent body of work.

Mary Lynn Merkel, Gay Pride March, Atlanta, Georgia, 2010, by Mr Parr.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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RIP the great Martin Parr
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Plats du Jour illustrated by David Gentleman
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
AI generated subtitles just substituted "human" for "cumin" on an ingredients list on Saturday Kitchen Live
a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Early crush. Not realised he lived near Lewes & died 2019 #BlakesSeven
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
High tide on the Ouse
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Do go & see the Michael Cooper retrospective at Star Brewery Gallery. Fascinating art but also the story of how he & Pat & a fantastic band of artists saved the building for artists & crafts people
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Quite enjoying Talamasca but absolute nonsense pub scene where American offers to pay for woman's drink before she leaves but long after she ordered & got it. We pay for our drinks when we get them here
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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People are sharing this a lot. I guess you like cheese, huh.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM