Elzbieta the Onion
@elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her
Wow. #Pantone's Color of the Year is ... white. As another commenter called them, "Pantone-deaf." Way to read the room y'all. 😑
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wow. #Pantone's Color of the Year is ... white. As another commenter called them, "Pantone-deaf." Way to read the room y'all. 😑
I've been taking the course myself. 10/10, would take again. Labai gerai!
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I've been taking the course myself. 10/10, would take again. Labai gerai!
I'm impressed by my kid's fascination with #time and #space. He's trying to figure out the difference (in quectoseconds) between when you see a thing and when you see its reflection.
Meanwhile, MY brain is tossing out random questions such as, "What do boogers smell like?"
Meanwhile, MY brain is tossing out random questions such as, "What do boogers smell like?"
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#UPS wants to know, "What can brown do for you?"
The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations.
The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
#UPS wants to know, "What can brown do for you?"
The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations.
The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations.
I'd rather be in a REAL @stephenking.bsky.social story. The Penny Dreadful hellscape we're currently living through sucks an entire donkey ranch's worth of ass.
First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake.
First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'd rather be in a REAL @stephenking.bsky.social story. The Penny Dreadful hellscape we're currently living through sucks an entire donkey ranch's worth of ass.
First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake.
First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake.
I would like some Andes Mints and some good news. Whatcha got? #SomethingGoodAboutYourDay
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I would like some Andes Mints and some good news. Whatcha got? #SomethingGoodAboutYourDay
I love it when someone who's spent less than five consecutive minutes with my kid tries to tell me the best place to send "someone ... um ... like him."
I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.
I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love it when someone who's spent less than five consecutive minutes with my kid tries to tell me the best place to send "someone ... um ... like him."
I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.
I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.
SALT: Standing Against Lowlife Traitors.
#SaltMeltsIce
#SaltMeltsIce
October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
SALT: Standing Against Lowlife Traitors.
#SaltMeltsIce
#SaltMeltsIce
Left: "Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Bubble bath!"
Right: Quack Sabbath
Right: Quack Sabbath
September 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Left: "Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Bubble bath!"
Right: Quack Sabbath
Right: Quack Sabbath
May is vexed that she doesn't get to keep the blanket that I just finished #weaving today. Ad Astra 4/2 cotton and stash cotton, woven in twill at 20 e.p.i. Good drape and heft; it's going into a silent auction for a local fundraiser.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
May is vexed that she doesn't get to keep the blanket that I just finished #weaving today. Ad Astra 4/2 cotton and stash cotton, woven in twill at 20 e.p.i. Good drape and heft; it's going into a silent auction for a local fundraiser.
Interesting. Meta AI refused my request to put a trump wig on a rain frog. It was eager to alter an image of President Biden, though. Gemini provided this entertaining image.
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Interesting. Meta AI refused my request to put a trump wig on a rain frog. It was eager to alter an image of President Biden, though. Gemini provided this entertaining image.
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Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
Fuck calling it "Alligator Alcatraz." It's not only a disgustingly cutesy name fora human rights violation, but it lends credence to the idea that it's a prison. Call it what it is: the Everglades Concentration Camp.
July 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fuck calling it "Alligator Alcatraz." It's not only a disgustingly cutesy name fora human rights violation, but it lends credence to the idea that it's a prison. Call it what it is: the Everglades Concentration Camp.
Which movie would you like to see re-imagined as a silent film? Who would direct? Who would be the star? How would you handle the soundtrack?
Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Which movie would you like to see re-imagined as a silent film? Who would direct? Who would be the star? How would you handle the soundtrack?
Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
Tormented and murdered for having the courage to give his heart and share his life. Jonathan and Tristan, I'm sorry. May his memory be for a blessing.
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tormented and murdered for having the courage to give his heart and share his life. Jonathan and Tristan, I'm sorry. May his memory be for a blessing.
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
As a veteran from a long line of veterans, I think it's only right to say, "It's Veterans Day, you cowardly orange sack of shit."
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
As a veteran from a long line of veterans, I think it's only right to say, "It's Veterans Day, you cowardly orange sack of shit."