elysio
@elysio.bsky.social
he/him, bi, 28
i like astrophotography, analog photography, cooking, occasionally post about sports and tech
i like astrophotography, analog photography, cooking, occasionally post about sports and tech
the prevalence of ai slop makes me want to quit social media and only watch content from pre 2023. finding ai in the wild or having it sent to you sucks every time
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the prevalence of ai slop makes me want to quit social media and only watch content from pre 2023. finding ai in the wild or having it sent to you sucks every time
poulet rouge opening near my house, i will not financially recover from this
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
poulet rouge opening near my house, i will not financially recover from this
sucks so much that local politics basically only happen on facebook here. i would like to delete my account but the city posts too much (short form video especially) without a backup on any other platform
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
sucks so much that local politics basically only happen on facebook here. i would like to delete my account but the city posts too much (short form video especially) without a backup on any other platform
I've had better conversations with a 4th grader at the family reunion
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've had better conversations with a 4th grader at the family reunion
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Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
i have to go for a walk
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i have to go for a walk
reminder to stop buying whole liters of cream, canned tomato paste and 1.5L vermouth bottles. in general only buy perishable food with short term plans in mind unless they're ready to freeze.
this semi-annual fridge cleanup has been brought to you by adhd
this semi-annual fridge cleanup has been brought to you by adhd
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
reminder to stop buying whole liters of cream, canned tomato paste and 1.5L vermouth bottles. in general only buy perishable food with short term plans in mind unless they're ready to freeze.
this semi-annual fridge cleanup has been brought to you by adhd
this semi-annual fridge cleanup has been brought to you by adhd
i think i have dental insurance now?
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i think i have dental insurance now?
there's no negotiation with a cat. have work? chores? plans? no you don't. kitty said mrraw meow waaa so you climb into bed to be a cat pillow
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
there's no negotiation with a cat. have work? chores? plans? no you don't. kitty said mrraw meow waaa so you climb into bed to be a cat pillow
i would like to sit and enjoy my costco sauvignon blanc but i gotta go drive in 30 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i would like to sit and enjoy my costco sauvignon blanc but i gotta go drive in 30 minutes
the rem has a fatal flaw, i dont fit in it
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the rem has a fatal flaw, i dont fit in it
i think it's bad that the US military killed thousands of innocents and even if it was only ever republicans doing it, they don't face consequences out of power anyway, so the country is at best indifferent to it. however as a pragmatic binary option, the dems are obviously better, this isn't hard
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i think it's bad that the US military killed thousands of innocents and even if it was only ever republicans doing it, they don't face consequences out of power anyway, so the country is at best indifferent to it. however as a pragmatic binary option, the dems are obviously better, this isn't hard
arm fucked up from vaccines which means tomorrow the lymph node swelling begins
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
arm fucked up from vaccines which means tomorrow the lymph node swelling begins
saw some guys in the library parking lot the other night
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
saw some guys in the library parking lot the other night
my parents have a lot of spare storage room, so it's not urgent, but im gonna have to sort through my old things and donate/throw away a lot of stuff. at some point if the souvenirs and mementos are too hard to access, they might as well not exist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
my parents have a lot of spare storage room, so it's not urgent, but im gonna have to sort through my old things and donate/throw away a lot of stuff. at some point if the souvenirs and mementos are too hard to access, they might as well not exist.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
the korean sweet chili ruffles aren't great sadly. i like the spice level but the sweetness tastes weird, like the worst parts of red bell pepper
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the korean sweet chili ruffles aren't great sadly. i like the spice level but the sweetness tastes weird, like the worst parts of red bell pepper
this latest stancil crashout sure is something. like, people do cross a line often when talking to him. you should probably be banned for repeatedly encouraging self harm, for instance. this time he seems really paranoid and self righteous for no reason?
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this latest stancil crashout sure is something. like, people do cross a line often when talking to him. you should probably be banned for repeatedly encouraging self harm, for instance. this time he seems really paranoid and self righteous for no reason?
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i would like ups to have a clearer way to tell if an item was delivered to a pickup point or if they attempted to deliver at my home but missed by a few meters to kilometers
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i would like ups to have a clearer way to tell if an item was delivered to a pickup point or if they attempted to deliver at my home but missed by a few meters to kilometers
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
Will being subscribed to AI art blocklists and labelers potentially reduce the variety of opinions i see? Probably, yes, but I value not seeing AI slop over that and question the judgement of those who post it. It's an easy fix on their part to stop using it!
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Will being subscribed to AI art blocklists and labelers potentially reduce the variety of opinions i see? Probably, yes, but I value not seeing AI slop over that and question the judgement of those who post it. It's an easy fix on their part to stop using it!
also kinda crazy that the team, stadium and broadcaster are all owned by the same company
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
also kinda crazy that the team, stadium and broadcaster are all owned by the same company
i was sure that either the dodgers would win in 4-5 or blue jays would grind it out in 7. hard to not view this as blowing it
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i was sure that either the dodgers would win in 4-5 or blue jays would grind it out in 7. hard to not view this as blowing it