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Elim Garak
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Just a simple tailor.
True stories that sound fake #239834:

When stationed overseas I spent a night with a very famous porn star...shooting pool in a bar. It was incredible and I regret nothing.
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Find myself a bit shocked at how re-watchable Slow Horses is even though I remember the twists and turns. Truly spectacular all around.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
There was about nine minutes of light outside today.
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Lmao the amount of fratricide that would happen in that situation🤣🤣

Stranger Things Season Finale

#CircularFiringSquad
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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somehow dem messaging and communication issues are the fault of random podcasters on a niche social media site but NOT the fault of the senior member of the house legislative caucus and particularly are not related to his sloganeering! incredible brain here
Why don't Democrats have better communications? Part 9,999,999.

Maybe it's because we could actually write stuff about how Mike Johnson voted to drop health insurance subsidies and suppress the Epstein files, but some Democrats are complaining that Jeffries had a lame slogan.
there’s something so depressing from recognition of the fact that somehow hakeem jeffries is without a doubt the better of the two dem legislative leaders
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think it's the eyes, but this cat gives me Brad Dourif [extremely complimentary] vibes
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sure seems like trump and his people are trying to encourage some stochastic violence against Senator Kelly. Then it would be two married people separately attacked in unrelated incidents by right wing violent extremists; whom the news will refer to as "a crazed lone wolf" and not connect any dots.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m once again reaffirming my assertion that she is the long lost sibling of Timothee Chalamet
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nasty.
Eric Moore II PASIC17 OPEN SOLO
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November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency.

by JD Vance
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
@profanity.accountant don’t sugarcoat it
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A statistically anomalous amount of Lenny Kravitz songs are being shared on here tonight and I need an explanation.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So Rachel Reeves…not a very cool person.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Your Black Friday reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying my best to watch Stranger Things without continuous intrusive thoughts of how many bad things I want to happen to Drake
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Walking the dog, someone opened a car door and the smell of the devil's lettuce came wafting out, and I suddenly remembered how transcendent Thanksgiving feasts could be when I still smoked weed.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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“Who you calling illegal, pilgrim.” Signs at ICE protests are 💯
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Re: Stranger Things season 1

If you're trying to fight a demon monster from another dimension, maybe use something larger caliber than 9mm. Just a helpful tip
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm sort of lukewarm on Stranger Things, i guess i don't feel the same nostalgia for that time period a lot of people feel. But goddamn Winona Ryder is amazing
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
❤️
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm a savage
Classy, bougie, ratchet
Sassy, moody, nasty
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
What's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Seeing people’s holiday dog photos helps make the day much more tolerable
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM