Eli
@elihosen.bsky.social
Mosquito and forest pests professionally. Also nature photography of usually small and/or far away critters and plants. Jokes and puns scattered throughout, and always a sucker for good sci art
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happy National Pastry Day
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
happy National Pastry Day
On a brain melting Monday here's a heart melting moment.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
On a brain melting Monday here's a heart melting moment.
Snow still coming down at the south end of Manassas!
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Snow still coming down at the south end of Manassas!
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“Yo! Everyone down there! This is the jackal! I’m tired of slinking around the perimeter! … I’m coming down to the kill! … Is that gonna be cool with everyone? … I don’t
want trouble!”
want trouble!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Yo! Everyone down there! This is the jackal! I’m tired of slinking around the perimeter! … I’m coming down to the kill! … Is that gonna be cool with everyone? … I don’t
want trouble!”
want trouble!”
I've been working my way through Miyazaki movies and I'd forgotten how a) absolutely fantastic Princess Mononoke is and b) how hard it goes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've been working my way through Miyazaki movies and I'd forgotten how a) absolutely fantastic Princess Mononoke is and b) how hard it goes.
Dusk dog at the dust park today
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dusk dog at the dust park today
Front stoop chipmunk returning with a pretty full load.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Front stoop chipmunk returning with a pretty full load.
Happy birdsgiving from this now quenched southern yellow-shafted flicker!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy birdsgiving from this now quenched southern yellow-shafted flicker!
Pre thanksgiving hike through Prince William Forest Park along the ever lovely Quantico creek. Mya for (wide angle warped) scale. Light on birds but the squirrels were amped up!
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pre thanksgiving hike through Prince William Forest Park along the ever lovely Quantico creek. Mya for (wide angle warped) scale. Light on birds but the squirrels were amped up!
I've become increasingly sure we're living in the Avenue 5 universe.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I've become increasingly sure we're living in the Avenue 5 universe.
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This Is Just To Say
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This Is Just To Say
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm
with which
you were probably
planning
world domination
Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
Hermit thrush with opinions about the dumb messy sparrow above out of frame making a mess of the suet
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hermit thrush with opinions about the dumb messy sparrow above out of frame making a mess of the suet
The first group was quickly fired for faking their resumes since they were found to be making Crane noises, like, "coo-coo-ca-crane!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The first group was quickly fired for faking their resumes since they were found to be making Crane noises, like, "coo-coo-ca-crane!"
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
Compliments to the chef
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Compliments to the chef
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
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This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old