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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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· Jan 23
If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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I've been saying for the better part of a year that Trump is on a mission to decriminalize corruption. To make it the legal equivalent of jaywalking.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've been saying for the better part of a year that Trump is on a mission to decriminalize corruption. To make it the legal equivalent of jaywalking.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
Amazing. I just checked Wikipedia, and the budgets for Crank 1 and Crank 2 were only $12m and $13m.
Statham is the undisputed king of “find a good premise, make that movie five times.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Amazing. I just checked Wikipedia, and the budgets for Crank 1 and Crank 2 were only $12m and $13m.
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
[credits of “A Few Good Men” end]
Pete Hegseth (turning off his tv): I guess the lesson is … never deny that you ordered the code red.
Pete Hegseth (turning off his tv): I guess the lesson is … never deny that you ordered the code red.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
[credits of “A Few Good Men” end]
Pete Hegseth (turning off his tv): I guess the lesson is … never deny that you ordered the code red.
Pete Hegseth (turning off his tv): I guess the lesson is … never deny that you ordered the code red.
Adventures in trademark selection
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Adventures in trademark selection
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D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
New Bluesky premium feature: post jokes with a laugh track.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
New Bluesky premium feature: post jokes with a laugh track.
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
This isn’t interesting unless you can also write a poem that prompts ChatGPT to generate fissile material.
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This isn’t interesting unless you can also write a poem that prompts ChatGPT to generate fissile material.
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He’s taking a battering.
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
He’s taking a battering.
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When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
I wonder how much of the turn against Hegseth has to do with people thinking about doing the right thing around the holidays.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I wonder how much of the turn against Hegseth has to do with people thinking about doing the right thing around the holidays.
If you thought “maybe I can move my family and start over in [Central / South American country] if things get too fascist over here,” Trump will make sure we’re unwelcome and unsafe anywhere in the Americas.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you thought “maybe I can move my family and start over in [Central / South American country] if things get too fascist over here,” Trump will make sure we’re unwelcome and unsafe anywhere in the Americas.
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
Hegseth gets to invade Venezuela or go to prison forever depending on whether he can, without preparation, identify the country on an unlabeled world map.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hegseth gets to invade Venezuela or go to prison forever depending on whether he can, without preparation, identify the country on an unlabeled world map.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
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And it is SO much more resource-intensive to evaluate AI content than human-generated content, too.
It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And it is SO much more resource-intensive to evaluate AI content than human-generated content, too.
I don’t think Hegseth understands the job. A proper serial killer leaves cryptic hints for the authorities in a fiendish game of cat and mouse. He does not confess on social media under his own name.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t think Hegseth understands the job. A proper serial killer leaves cryptic hints for the authorities in a fiendish game of cat and mouse. He does not confess on social media under his own name.
We need an Arkham Asylum of the left.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We need an Arkham Asylum of the left.
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