Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ejacobslaw.com
Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him.
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San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
It’s what we’ve all dreamed of for years: Star Trek without any strange new worlds.
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s what we’ve all dreamed of for years: Star Trek without any strange new worlds.
They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
NEW: The commutation Trump issued to David Gentile wipes away all further fines & restitution.
Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.
Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.
Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Noah Smith arc is the reverse of the Seinfeld episode where George stops having sex and becomes a genius.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Noah Smith arc is the reverse of the Seinfeld episode where George stops having sex and becomes a genius.
Harkonnen vat treatment day.
a black and white photo of a man in a bathtub with his mouth open .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a bathtub with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Harkonnen vat treatment day.
Statham is the undisputed king of “find a good premise, make that movie five times.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Statham is the undisputed king of “find a good premise, make that movie five times.”
This is the adulting version of Crank (2006).
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is the adulting version of Crank (2006).
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he’s making an unpersuasive denial of a scandalous accusation.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Please, this jacket is better than any outfit Patel has ever picked for himself. It probably took his deputy a kilo of evidence locker cocaine to bribe Patel not to dress like a shady nightclub owner.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Please, this jacket is better than any outfit Patel has ever picked for himself. It probably took his deputy a kilo of evidence locker cocaine to bribe Patel not to dress like a shady nightclub owner.
Very exciting for Norwegians to finally be stereotyped as sinister schemers after so much time being stereotyped as the opposite.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Very exciting for Norwegians to finally be stereotyped as sinister schemers after so much time being stereotyped as the opposite.
Forget about whether it’s good policy. It doesn’t even work as a metaphor because no one wants a room with a strong floor and no ceiling.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Forget about whether it’s good policy. It doesn’t even work as a metaphor because no one wants a room with a strong floor and no ceiling.
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Forget about whether it’s good policy. It doesn’t even work as a metaphor because no one wants a room with a strong floor and no ceiling.
[whispering into smartphone mic] tiltowait
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
[whispering into smartphone mic] tiltowait