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Osama Dick Loudon

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I didn't come here to talk about the place we left, did you?

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · Dec 5

OKAY BLEEPS, SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT POSTING LINKS HERE

Once you have pasted a link, if a "card" (picture, headline, etc) appears below it OR if Bluesky offers to insert a card and you click the button, YOU CAN ERASE THE LINK URL and get back characters in your post without losing the link

Michael E. Knight | Actor, Art Department, Producer

Known for: All My Children, Date with an Angel, Hexed

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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 2h

Throbwood: Ugh. I already agreed to marry one of you fugly guttersnipes, can’t the rest of you leave me alone?

Posey: I realize that, but something about you makes my heart go…
(Abbe Vendetta whispers something)
Posey: Ooh la-la.

Throbwood: Look, I have no time for this bullshit, I spent most of the afternoon crucified. I just want to put some rubbing alcohol on my stigmata and go to bed.

Posey: Bed, you say? Mind if I... rendezvous with you there?
Throbwood: Don’t be disgusting! Just thinking about it makes me want to die!

Posey: Just a little death?
Throbwood: A big fat one where I definitely don’t ejaculate and there’s a funeral.
Posey: Touche.

Throbwood: (thinking) She’s wearing me down with this sexy french talk, which is my main weakness…

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

I thought it was MoistCr1t1kal

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

I thought the second best thing was this

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

Wasn't it great?

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

We can't afford to overlook that ChatGPT's clearly running on a 1995 PowerMac Performa 6300, an impressive feat given it's only got a G3.

The Verge @theverge.com · 12h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

She shoved Luke into the oven? Is that why she's smiling?

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

Now I'm even more confused

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

"Moe" is a stage name not a preference

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 4h

This is that uncomfortable moment where I tell you the VERY briefly existing mad scientist character in McDonaldland was played by the tech nerd scientist on CHiPS

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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 9h

reminder that free speech is a privilege and not a right—those in power will challenge your right to free speech at every turn if you do not stand up for yourself and those around you

make your calls!! in the US, KOSA is back on the floor. use the 5calls app to contact your state reps!

boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · Aug 5

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 15h

whoa calm down

an old web sidebar ad. The cow from the Cow Tools comic is pictured with 2 of it's crude lumpy tools. Caption reads,

MY FARMER IS DEAD

I don't want to remarry.
I only want TOOLS.
See my Prongler.
CLICK HERE

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

. @thestupendium.bsky.social mashup when

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

Marketing installed new CMS

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

Eat your hamburgers Mario

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

Apparently this image is now a global autoban on 4chan

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

We have Dolly Parton at home

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 3d

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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 2d

When a sock is lost, I like to imagine it’s writing letters to its fiance like a Civil War soldier.

“My dearest Eloise, the days have been lonely here behind the dryer. I pine for you and pray one day I shall return. If your heart finds a new sock in my stead, I understand.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 2d

Wasn't it great?

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Mr.VargasArts 🔞 @mrvargasarts.bsky.social · 3d

Minthara "Wonders of Underdark"

4K and 8K on my support sites!

#BaldursGate3 #Minthara

Any support you can give means a lot to me. I would be grateful if you like and repost my posts.

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 3d

Sound ON

Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 3d

I'm crying
How dare you

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4d

gerald robotnik presenting shadow to maria

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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 3d

There's a story about someone who had a crying child on an airplane and Perry pulled out balloons from a pocket then made balloon animals which cheered up the kid immediately. The parent asked him if he carried those around with him everywhere and he replied "I have kids."

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Westerns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 3d

Happy 100th Birthday to the late, great Elmore Leonard

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