Dr. Rosenpenis
@drrosenpenis.bsky.social
Celebrated Music Hoarder. Child Welfare pro.
Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.
Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.
Pinned
(generally) fuck this shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
(generally) fuck this shit
2028: "Strong rope, no floor"
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
@mikelowetpt.bsky.social happy birthday buddy. Glad we finally got to hug this year. Have a great one!
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@mikelowetpt.bsky.social happy birthday buddy. Glad we finally got to hug this year. Have a great one!
Not even an hour in and already ready to say fuck it for the week
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Not even an hour in and already ready to say fuck it for the week
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
So did this dumbass OU "student" devise this plan with her mother to get the trans teacher fired? Purposely write a garbage essay about religion to get an F. I say yes because "christians" are the fucking worst
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So did this dumbass OU "student" devise this plan with her mother to get the trans teacher fired? Purposely write a garbage essay about religion to get an F. I say yes because "christians" are the fucking worst
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me when I understand human anatomy
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me when I understand human anatomy
Thinking about the concept of fragging tonight for no particular reason.
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thinking about the concept of fragging tonight for no particular reason.
Store bought buckeyes are usually meh but these are awesome.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Store bought buckeyes are usually meh but these are awesome.
It's glorious
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's glorious
Oklahoma low key the worst state
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oklahoma low key the worst state
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I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
This is stupid good
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is stupid good
Coming along nicely
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Coming along nicely
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I want a girl with an abundance agenda
I want a girl with higher marginal rates
I want a girl with human capital development
Who captures the dynamism of the VC network state
……
I want a girl with a strong floor and nooooooo ceiling *vibraslap*
I want a girl with higher marginal rates
I want a girl with human capital development
Who captures the dynamism of the VC network state
……
I want a girl with a strong floor and nooooooo ceiling *vibraslap*
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I want a girl with an abundance agenda
I want a girl with higher marginal rates
I want a girl with human capital development
Who captures the dynamism of the VC network state
……
I want a girl with a strong floor and nooooooo ceiling *vibraslap*
I want a girl with higher marginal rates
I want a girl with human capital development
Who captures the dynamism of the VC network state
……
I want a girl with a strong floor and nooooooo ceiling *vibraslap*
This song is so cool
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This song is so cool
Grocery prices make me want to murder
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Grocery prices make me want to murder
Well that was much better
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Well that was much better
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
Good
Speaking of Sam Altman. . .
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good
Hope Noem gets an extremely painful UTI
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hope Noem gets an extremely painful UTI
Well that was definitely a half of soccer
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Well that was definitely a half of soccer