J.D. Connor
@jdconnor.bsky.social
https://www.johnconnorlikeintheterminator.com
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Not saying that if I were a university president I would cut a deal with the feds, but if I were to cut such a deal I would absolutely make it a 5-1 balloon payment and count on that guy checking out in the meantime. Because if there's a Trump admin post–2028, it'll all be blood-and-soil studies
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not saying that if I were a university president I would cut a deal with the feds, but if I were to cut such a deal I would absolutely make it a 5-1 balloon payment and count on that guy checking out in the meantime. Because if there's a Trump admin post–2028, it'll all be blood-and-soil studies
This is the Dianetics Cybertruck towing a big Xenu volcano float. Macy’s parade could never
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is the Dianetics Cybertruck towing a big Xenu volcano float. Macy’s parade could never
[horrible chalkboard scraping]
You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll sponsor ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Not like doing a midroll for headshrinkers or dick pills. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the listeners and it'll put all your podcasts on a payin' basis.
—Quince
You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll sponsor ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Not like doing a midroll for headshrinkers or dick pills. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the listeners and it'll put all your podcasts on a payin' basis.
—Quince
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[horrible chalkboard scraping]
You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll sponsor ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Not like doing a midroll for headshrinkers or dick pills. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the listeners and it'll put all your podcasts on a payin' basis.
—Quince
You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll sponsor ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Not like doing a midroll for headshrinkers or dick pills. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the listeners and it'll put all your podcasts on a payin' basis.
—Quince
I'm not going to post it on main but I have the greatest American Airlines frequent flyer number—so mnemonic you'd give it to sysadmins to test new features. It had to have been issued by mistake. That or I've been living in The Langoliers for decades and this is the number my brain came up with
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm not going to post it on main but I have the greatest American Airlines frequent flyer number—so mnemonic you'd give it to sysadmins to test new features. It had to have been issued by mistake. That or I've been living in The Langoliers for decades and this is the number my brain came up with
Dishwashing music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAum...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAum...
Batbait - How Did My Apartment Get So Expensive
YouTube video by BATBAIT BAND
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Dishwashing music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAum...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAum...
Pissing everyone off after dinner by doing play-by-play in the Bane voice. “Flag on the play, bother!”
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Pissing everyone off after dinner by doing play-by-play in the Bane voice. “Flag on the play, bother!”
There are times when we return to the temple…the Sonic Temple that we might find blessings for our feast preparations
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
There are times when we return to the temple…the Sonic Temple that we might find blessings for our feast preparations
Which is scran? A truly off-putting ketchupenis or one of god's airborne creatures? (The bird. The bird is scran.)
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Which is scran? A truly off-putting ketchupenis or one of god's airborne creatures? (The bird. The bird is scran.)
This year's Friendsgiving guests
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This year's Friendsgiving guests
“I just sort of Michael Wolffed it.”—if the ZZ scandal can make contact with the Epstein scandal, we reach scuzzy criticality and then...and then...
a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“I just sort of Michael Wolffed it.”—if the ZZ scandal can make contact with the Epstein scandal, we reach scuzzy criticality and then...and then...
Reposted by J.D. Connor
The newsletters will continue until morale improves
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The newsletters will continue until morale improves
2025 New Macy's balloons:
Carol Sturka
The Sex Cardigan
Black market labubu box which opens to reveal a bag full of dirt labeled "PUTO"
Larry Summers
Carol Sturka
The Sex Cardigan
Black market labubu box which opens to reveal a bag full of dirt labeled "PUTO"
Larry Summers
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
2025 New Macy's balloons:
Carol Sturka
The Sex Cardigan
Black market labubu box which opens to reveal a bag full of dirt labeled "PUTO"
Larry Summers
Carol Sturka
The Sex Cardigan
Black market labubu box which opens to reveal a bag full of dirt labeled "PUTO"
Larry Summers
Since it's late and no one will read this, here's a piece I wrote for The New Republic about the 1992 Earth Summit—a kind of forerunner of COP30—was in Brazil. The follow-up from my time in Belém is just too embarrassing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Since it's late and no one will read this, here's a piece I wrote for The New Republic about the 1992 Earth Summit—a kind of forerunner of COP30—was in Brazil. The follow-up from my time in Belém is just too embarrassing.
If, for some reason, you need a Craig Finn meme but for rightwing wordsalad, igotchew
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If, for some reason, you need a Craig Finn meme but for rightwing wordsalad, igotchew
You can fill your news with rizzed up octogenarians like Dersh, but if the ratings aren't there to sling GLP-1s and keep the station groups happy, the experiment will end quickly.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You can fill your news with rizzed up octogenarians like Dersh, but if the ratings aren't there to sling GLP-1s and keep the station groups happy, the experiment will end quickly.
The Clay Mathematics Institute is proud to announce a solution to yet another of its Millennium Problems, in this case, the Underpants Gnomes Conjecture
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Clay Mathematics Institute is proud to announce a solution to yet another of its Millennium Problems, in this case, the Underpants Gnomes Conjecture
The cholla gets all the tourists but the ocatillo has its charms
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The cholla gets all the tourists but the ocatillo has its charms
But those trees! Those trees! Those Truffula Trees! All my life I'd been searching for trees such as these.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But those trees! Those trees! Those Truffula Trees! All my life I'd been searching for trees such as these.
The coterie powerful men who were Jeffrey Epstein's friends to the end has nothing on the abuse engineers who continue to serve him beyond the grave, paying themselves millions and claiming not to have known anything about anything.
www.wsj.com/us-news/epst...
www.wsj.com/us-news/epst...
The CPA and the Lawyer Who Served Jeffrey Epstein—and Control His Fortune and Secrets
Richard Kahn and Darren Indyke worked for the convicted sex offender for years. The men deny they knew about Epstein’s crimes.
www.wsj.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The coterie powerful men who were Jeffrey Epstein's friends to the end has nothing on the abuse engineers who continue to serve him beyond the grave, paying themselves millions and claiming not to have known anything about anything.
www.wsj.com/us-news/epst...
www.wsj.com/us-news/epst...
“It drove. It drove being driven. It drove driving itself”—American Carpool
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“It drove. It drove being driven. It drove driving itself”—American Carpool
Asking Unicode to consider my proposal for an emoji for “hater”
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Asking Unicode to consider my proposal for an emoji for “hater”
And which are you?
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
And which are you?
As a confirmed sicko and so I don't lose track, I keep an overview spreadsheet of the LoRs I have to write each year. Just crossed 100 🍾🥂🎉
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As a confirmed sicko and so I don't lose track, I keep an overview spreadsheet of the LoRs I have to write each year. Just crossed 100 🍾🥂🎉
Reposted by J.D. Connor
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
gf left me for a catchers mitt, but i'm not mad. don't tell the buddha i got mad.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
gf left me for a catchers mitt, but i'm not mad. don't tell the buddha i got mad.