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Andrew Ungvari
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Screenwriter, joke writer, past contributor to @cbssports @foxsports @forumbluegold @bballbreakdown @NiceKicks @GetUpOnJensen @AskMen @LakersNation B/R and more
Their next five games: @Miami, @Atlanta, @Memphis @Minnesota and @OKC.
If the season ended today, the Clippers would be tied with the Kings for the fifth-best odds to win the No. 1 pick.

They owe that fully unprotected pick to the Thunder.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
RIP to the brilliant Tom Stoppard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
JImmy Butler should ask for a trade to a good team--like the Miami Heat.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The photographers who take school portraits are rapidly ascending up the rankings of the most annoying people on the planet. The constant barrage of text messages and emails is like Chinese water torture.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I now just put the salad kit directly in the trash when I get home from the market instead of waiting for it to go bad first.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Does this mean that Drew Timme will get $50k and Christian Koloko is out $50k just because of when they were waived/signed? I'm guessing Two-Way guys still get paid, especially if they were active for the games.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Another ridiculous jersey combination. How hard is it to mandate teams wear strongly contrasting colors? Grey uniforms need to be banned outright.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Rancho Cucamonga Quakes, now an Angels affiliate, went back to red as a primary color, and I love this cap
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I once pitched a show based on a real guy hired by insurance companies to investigate cases like this. The pilot was based on the true story of a widow of a US expat in Manila who cut off her dead husband's thumb and kept it in a pickle jar of formaldehyde so she could keep receiving his pension.
Unemployed son dressed as dead mother to collect her pension in ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ scam – London Evening Standard

https://www.newsbeep.com/uk/282650/

Unemployed son dressed as dead mother to collect her pension in ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ scam  London Evening StandardSon dresses as…
Unemployed son dressed as dead mother to collect her pension in ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ scam - London Evening Standard - United Kingdom News Beep
Unemployed son dressed as dead mother to collect her pension in ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ scam  London Evening StandardSon dresses as dead mother in ‘Mrs
www.newsbeep.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lakers get their 8th road win on Nov. 23. They didn't get their 8th road win last season until Christmas Day at Golden State. They didn't get their 9th until one month later exactly, also at Golden State.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What a gutsy win for Vancouver. LAFC blew it. I hope to never see David Martinez in a black & gold kit ever again. I can't stand that bum.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted by Andrew Ungvari
LAFC hits the wood three times in a row 😱
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The last sequence in LAFC/Vancouver was insane. Looks like we're headed to PKs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Reposted by Andrew Ungvari
UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
UCLA with the worst fake FG you might ever see.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Son Heung Min equalizer that kept LAFC's season alive.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Andrew Ungvari
SON HEUNG MIN OH MY FUCKING GOD
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
SONNNNNNYYYYYY
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
🎶What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryna make his way home?

Just tryna make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for me, maybe in Rome🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A couple days after the World Series, the dad said he wanted $1M for the Rojas ball and $1.5M for the Smith ball, caught by his son. Otherwise, he said he'd keep them. They sold at auction for a combined $324,000. Meanwhile, the guy who caught Shohei's bomb in Game 4 of he NLCS got $270,000 for his.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Great game. I look forward to watching them play on a normal court because I can't stand these Cup courts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Jokic almost made that.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This looks like a political cartoon brought to life.
An image of the American flag lying on the ground at the White House has circulated online, sparking questions and concerns.
US flag lying on ground at White House raises questions
www.newsweek.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM