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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1h

KENNY: Hey Chuck you ever check for X-ray machines? Is that why you lose so much money gambling?

CHUCK: Listen. Where you think I'm playing cards, at the doctor?

SHAQ: hahahaha youlosingmoney gamblingwithchauncey'sx-rayhahahaha

ERNIE: At the half it's Miami 51, Charlotte 43.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 16h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 63% full.

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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 19h

I love the difference in people’s Halloween decorations.

It’s cute pumpkins and inflatables. Yay.

It’s traditional Halloween with a little bit more scary things, maybe a skeleton 💀

THIS IS THE HOUSE FROM HELL & WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS, WE GOT A LIFE SIZE PENNYWISE ON OUR GARAGE & BLOOD EVERYWHERE

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19h

Chuck kissing ESPN's ass

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 1d

After the show they came up and gave me a signed set list, drum sticks, etc. for my dad. Second night I show up and was told the band requested I work stage duty (basically sit off to the side and make sure no one rushes up) so I could watch the show.

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 1d

2 part: My dads a huge fan, I’ve been going to their concerts with him since I was in second grade. Worked backstage security my freshman year of college and they were so nice and were talking with me so I told them this was the first year I’m not seeing them with my dad who was in attendance.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1d

oh my god the transition from the SD laser-peacock to HD holy shit it's amazingf

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 1d

“Mad Scientist” Roadrunner baited Wile E. Coyote in running into the wall with a fake painting of a tunnel trick.

Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 1d

Eagles film breakdown 📽️: 'Mad scientist' Vic Fangio baited Carson Wentz in Jalyx Hunt pick-six
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Eagles film breakdown: 'Mad scientist' Vic Fangio baited Carson Wentz in Jalyx Hunt pick-six

In the Philadelphia Eagles' win over the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, edge defender Jalyx Hunt dropped into coverage on a 3rd and 5, picked off Carson Wentz, and returned it for a touchdown. Let's try...

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 2d

Brain momentarily glitched and I read this as David Shaw and became deeply upset

Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 2d

I coached u8 girls soccer last spring while never having played or even really watched soccer before because they didn’t have enough coaches. Someone muttered I don’t know what I was doing during a game and I just looked at them and yelled “YUP!”

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 2d

There should be a concerted effort to skew this where ESPN either needs to pivot or have to explain why the Tennessee Titans are America’s team.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d

ESPN commences search for ‘America’s Team’ to celebrate country’s 250th anniversary

Disney plans to blow it out for America’s 250th birthday next year. The company is planning a 24-hour cross-platform television extravaganza to celebrate July 4, 2026, marking 250 years of American independence, according to a report by Ethan Shanfeld in Variety. As part of the company-wide activation, which will begin next month on Veterans Day Read more... The post ESPN commences search for ‘America’s Team’ to celebrate country’s 250th anniversary appeared first on Awful Announcing.

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Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 3d

“The receiver ran his route one yard too shallow and that’s what made Wentz eat the football.”

Dr. Brian MD @drbrianmd.bsky.social · 3d

I need an Orlovsky video breakdown about how all these Wentz picks aren’t his fault.

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