Dr McInnes’s Monster
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Hopeless Romanticist, childless cat dad, and coffee addict (he/him)
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rajakorman.bsky.social
The Uncanny Valet
ndrew.bsky.social
our economy is currently being propped up by the promise of billions of fully autonomous robot butlers coming in a year or so
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queermedieval.bsky.social
kind of obsessed with the monster high xenomorph doll. xenomorph queen if it slayed even harder
a monster high doll version of the xenomorph from Alien, on a spaceship background. she’s got the iconic head shape and tail, and is wearing a funky dress with an exoskeleton-esque bodice and a transparent panelled skirt, plus a pair of exoskeleton-esque heels. the same xenomorph monster high doll, in profile over a white background so the details of her body and outfit are clearer.
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priscillapage.bsky.social
Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977
black & white photograph of young Diane Keaton smiling and standing next to a white refrigerator in a barren-looking kitchen. her cat Buster is crouched on top of the fridge playing with/swatting her hair in the upper right hand corner. she's wearing a long skinny white scarf with a dot-grid pattern, a high-neck white blouse with an ascot/kerchief around the neck, and a black blazer/skirt or blazer dress over what looks like a vest
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wardchristy3.bsky.social
Look at this absolute unit that stopped at the feeder today. #chonk #thicc #birdsky
Close up of a northern red cardinal from a bird feeder camera
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wouterwagemakers.bsky.social
Always make sure to read the Letters to the Editor in @lrb.co.uk
Dirty Books:
Barbara Newman, writing about Boccaccio, notes that ‘in modern Italian, the adjective boccaccesco mean “lascivious”’ (LRB, 14 August). She might have added that in the UK, ‘Chaucerian’ means about the same, though with a scatological edge. Meanwhile here in Japan the Decameron has a special following because slang for ‘big’ is deca and for ‘penis’ is Mara, while ron means ‘a treatise’.

Timon Screech, Kyoto
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drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
Why has no-one written a Latvian-set hardboiled detective novel called ‘Riga Mortis’?
drbeard79.bsky.social
YES! This is the beauty and romance of Jane Eyre: two assholes together and another asshole fucking off over to India.
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drbeard79.bsky.social
Aw but he’s *Jane’s* asshole!
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Posting this for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to see when he comes back from his weekend off
A ghost holding a red and blue striped box filled with French fries. 

“NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, THERE'S SOME FORM OF POTATO THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER.”
@jess.a.creates
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romgothsam.bsky.social
Continuing my long-running and unavailing attempts to try to convince the world Rochester is worse than St John.
romgothsam.bsky.social
He's an emotionally manipulative, selfish, frequently cruel, whining 'me me me' asshole. He would never start a school for local chidren, trek through a snow storm to deliver aid to the dying or anything at all for duty because anything unpleasant begins a chain reaction of 'woe is me' assholery.
drbeard79.bsky.social
I mean, I dislike St John as a man and a Christian - Rochester is just a funny little guy!
drbeard79.bsky.social
Ugh, no, Sam! To put it flippantly: Rochester is so wrong he’s right; St John so right he’s wrong!

More seriously: Brontë makes it clear that St John is another divided self like Jane - it’s his Christianity that makes him bearable - as a man, he is an uncanny cold fish!
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batconservation.bsky.social
We are proud to support another urgent call to the government to not weaken or remove the laws that help protect our natural heritage.
campaign4parks.bsky.social
Over 200 charities, businesses & organisations have signed our open letter to Keir Starmer asking him not to weaken the laws protecting National Parks and Landscapes.

We're so thankful to everyone who added their name 💪

This letter represents millions of people and shows that #NationalParksMatter
Over 200 charities, businesses and organisations have signed our open letter to Prime Minister Keir Starmer asking him not to weaken the laws protecting National Parks and National Landscapes.
drbeard79.bsky.social
Still, it’s AMAZING that Jane’s rejection of St John boils down to ‘I WILL NOT be fucked by him.’
Unmarried to him, this would never grieve me; but can I let him complete his calculations - coolly put into practice his plans - go through the wedding ceremony? Can I receive from him the bridal ring, endure all the forms of love (which I doubt not he would scrupulously observe) and know that the spirit was quite absent? Can I bear the consciousness that every endearment he bestows is a sacrifice made on principle? No: such a martyrdom would be monstrous. I will never undergo it. As his sister, I might accompany him - not as his wife: I will tell him so.'
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8doing8.bsky.social
Since I'm Rick Rolled, you're all Rick Rolled 😆
drbeard79.bsky.social
St John Rivers is just skincrawlingly creepy - like a marble statue he is often compared to come to life!
drbeard79.bsky.social
Jane immediately giving up 3/4 of her fortune is moving and *right* (and makes me think of Harry Potter’s corresponding stinginess as one of the first of Rowling’s red flags)
drbeard79.bsky.social
I remembered St John and his sisters obviously but I’d TOTALLY forgotten that such a character as Rosamond Oliver existed - it makes St John’s ‘I think you’re ugly but come and be my missionary wife’ to Jane so much more insulting when she knows he fancies the neighbourhood hottie!
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arthistoryanimalia.bsky.social
For #SquittleDay (squid and cuttlefish day!): 🦑
Bakufu Ohno (Japan, 1888-1976)
#Cuttlefish (Mongo-ika), 1940
From Familiar Fishes of Nippon (Dai Nihon gyorui hanga-in)
Oban, 40.3 x 28.4 cm
ukiyo-e.org/image/jaodb/...
#JapaneseArt #CephalopodWeek
vintage Japanese color woodblock print in landscape orientation, illustration of an inking cuttlefish (light brown & light blue body, black ink), with seals and signatures on lower left
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lorichirp.bsky.social
Today's #BirdOfTheDay is all about 'Juveniles/Chicks' so dig out your captures of young birds. #birds #photography #EastCoastKin

Pileated #Woodpecker nestlings, waiting to be fed.