Zaphod Beeblebrox
@dragonfudge.bsky.social
Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 || Sometimes nsfw 🔞
"variety's 100 funniest comedy movies of all time" you come to me, on the day after dharmendra's death, and you dont even have the courtesy to include Chupke Chupke (1975)....
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"variety's 100 funniest comedy movies of all time" you come to me, on the day after dharmendra's death, and you dont even have the courtesy to include Chupke Chupke (1975)....
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November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
if i had a nickel for everytime a widely popular or real life thing was parodied in children's media that i saw as a child and then well into my teens was still thinking it originated from that children's media, i would have several nickels
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
if i had a nickel for everytime a widely popular or real life thing was parodied in children's media that i saw as a child and then well into my teens was still thinking it originated from that children's media, i would have several nickels
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
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tfem stede pissing mary off when shes pregnant because mary keeps complaining about how much she hates it and stede, egg yet uncracked, keeps saying snippy things because deep down shes jealous mary gets to have babies and she doesnt
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
tfem stede pissing mary off when shes pregnant because mary keeps complaining about how much she hates it and stede, egg yet uncracked, keeps saying snippy things because deep down shes jealous mary gets to have babies and she doesnt
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you guys have got to stop making jokes and headcanons that rest on the premise that ed doesn’t havd knowledge or insight it would contextually make sense for him to have but dont worry because someone white he’s associated with will teach him about it :)
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
you guys have got to stop making jokes and headcanons that rest on the premise that ed doesn’t havd knowledge or insight it would contextually make sense for him to have but dont worry because someone white he’s associated with will teach him about it :)
for some reason people CONTINUE to think ed's neurodivergence means he is extremely airheaded and ignorant but stede's neurodivergence makes him smarter. when its. literally the opposite in the show.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
for some reason people CONTINUE to think ed's neurodivergence means he is extremely airheaded and ignorant but stede's neurodivergence makes him smarter. when its. literally the opposite in the show.
all of u need to do some serious self-evaluation bc the literal whole plot is that ed is smart and capable and stede is his personality hire he falls in love with. like thats the story. thats canon.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
all of u need to do some serious self-evaluation bc the literal whole plot is that ed is smart and capable and stede is his personality hire he falls in love with. like thats the story. thats canon.
In bollywood romcoms the man needs to have Problems. Like not just wrt the romance in his life he needs to be suffering at least a little. Like in k3g when he gets disowned.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In bollywood romcoms the man needs to have Problems. Like not just wrt the romance in his life he needs to be suffering at least a little. Like in k3g when he gets disowned.
naming your newest work off a phrase from a random song isnt a fanfic thing, its been bollywood movie naming convention for years
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
naming your newest work off a phrase from a random song isnt a fanfic thing, its been bollywood movie naming convention for years
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Awake when he really doesn't want to be and annoyed in his night gown and sleep cap? He is not a morning person. 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Awake when he really doesn't want to be and annoyed in his night gown and sleep cap? He is not a morning person. 🤭
non-indians neeeedd to stop hyping up rajamouli's dogshit hindutva propaganda movies. other indian movies have the spectacle and the song and dance and the whimsy without the religious nationalist propaganda
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
non-indians neeeedd to stop hyping up rajamouli's dogshit hindutva propaganda movies. other indian movies have the spectacle and the song and dance and the whimsy without the religious nationalist propaganda
everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
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hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
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I FOUND IT ITS THIS ONE!!! archiveofourown.org/works/46875835
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I FOUND IT ITS THIS ONE!!! archiveofourown.org/works/46875835
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Explosion in delhi please pray that this doesnt spiral into another wave of extreme islamophobia and persecution of muslims in india. We dont even know what the cause of the explosion was yet or any details on what happened and yet theres already right wing trolls spreading misinformation online
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Explosion in delhi please pray that this doesnt spiral into another wave of extreme islamophobia and persecution of muslims in india. We dont even know what the cause of the explosion was yet or any details on what happened and yet theres already right wing trolls spreading misinformation online
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“seems like the infamous blackbeard should have a more impressive cock. perhaps you’re not really blackbeard” ed so hard he’s gonna pass out:
stede making fun of ed’s dick for roleplay/sex purposes like “oooh. so this is the famous blackbeard’s cock? is that it? seems a bit. hmm.” etc
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
“seems like the infamous blackbeard should have a more impressive cock. perhaps you’re not really blackbeard” ed so hard he’s gonna pass out:
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aromatherapy of ed pulling up stede's shirt and huffing his fuzzy belly
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
aromatherapy of ed pulling up stede's shirt and huffing his fuzzy belly
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*taps the mic* ed leaving a bite mark over the heart on stede's ass *drops the mic*
April 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
*taps the mic* ed leaving a bite mark over the heart on stede's ass *drops the mic*
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"Just hold on
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
July 26, 2023 at 11:35 PM
"Just hold on
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Whats wild about the Victoria Coren-Mitchell thing is that shes not exactly a trans ally herself. Stephen Fry was a good friend of JKR and defended her many times. But glinner and jkr have become so inhuman in their obsession and are demanding everyone in their circle do the same
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Whats wild about the Victoria Coren-Mitchell thing is that shes not exactly a trans ally herself. Stephen Fry was a good friend of JKR and defended her many times. But glinner and jkr have become so inhuman in their obsession and are demanding everyone in their circle do the same
Zohran quoting Nehru and playing dhoom machale and suddenly u remember what india used to be and can be again if we rise above this fascist hateful trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Zohran quoting Nehru and playing dhoom machale and suddenly u remember what india used to be and can be again if we rise above this fascist hateful trash