MY GIRLSSSSSS

this is also one of the areas where The Onion consistently misses btw. they push SO much "what are the buddhists gonna do??? pray for my soul???" type shit youd think they were on the payroll

western idiots who dont know anything about anything loveee to joke about buddhism as if its just 3 stoners in a cave somewhere and not as much an organised religion as any other faith, and therefore just as capable of extremist dogma

hes hopping on that desk after losing spanish jackie's dog and ed is sooooo horny/angry/confused/lovesick/exasperated

Yayyyyyy yippeeeeeeee

just fucking say 100 funniest english language movies this is genuinely pissing me off lmao

Realised halfway through typing this that this is just bringing it back round to the original expression. Well not exactly, but in the same vein. But to me it is the Doofenshmirtz Saying forever now

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian

soooo inconsiderate

its literally so unfair that she cant get pregnant. shed be sooo good at it. its so mean and cruel of mary to be pregnant when stede cant be and then COMPLAIN about it. how dare she.

doing this to stede all the time

no one else matters except your mutuals who live in australia

dont come into my mentions and go "its not that deep" when u guys are still going "teehee the working class brown characters are sillystupid and need their white men to explain basic shit to them" in 2025 bc that is in fact what u are doing!! silly fandom jokes CAN be vessels of internal bias!!

yess exactly

multiple people in your mentions and quotes are saying stede would be the one who knows how this shit works, its not literally only about insurance, its about the way the fandom still treats the working class brown character 3 years after the show aired. its exhausting to us poc