Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️
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Here for the gay pirates. Fandom Old. 🇪🇺. Multishipper. Mod for the Gateway Server. Will yell about Hammertime and timezones. Occasionally I share explicit fic so 🔞. I wrote that Stede/the Revenge fic where she has his dinghy.
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September fic round-up!

If You Open Up Your Mind - WIP, canon era, Stizzy with Ed/Stede. Stede tells Ed & Izzy about that dream he had in which he penetrated Izzy with his sword, and for some reason Ed thinks that dream means Stede wants to have sex with Izzy.

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If You Open Up Your Mind - Chapter 1 - Dracothelizard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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gaywatson.bsky.social
A really happy spoiler for chapter 5 of Water Like a Stone: HORACE!!! 🥹😭
#OFMDfanart #OFDMfic
Illustration for Chapter 5 of Water Like a Stone. Horace returns and Izzy kneels down in disbelief to greet him, keys and cane forgotten on the pavement. It is a duotone image, rendered mostly in shades of blue with the scarf Izzy is wearing providing a pop of red.
dracothelizard.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Dutch election news, here's a sample voting ballet.
A voting ballot for next week's Dutch elections, it is the size of 4 x 4 A4 sheets :(
dracothelizard.bsky.social
They both spend ages typing and retyping their messages because they don't want to come on too strong but also not too cold.

Jim spends five minutes on a message before just replying with 'k'.
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arashicz.bsky.social
Old piece for Even Keel zine focused on #stede #ed and #izzy polyship.
Of course it had to be mermen!
#fanart #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #mermaid #izzyhands #blackbeard #stedebonnet
dracothelizard.bsky.social
Stede discovers his ghost kink five seconds later? 😂
dracothelizard.bsky.social
Stede also had that 'urgh please go away' reaction until Ricky flattered him and tapped into his praise kink, alas.
dracothelizard.bsky.social
Idk if the lighting was a deliberate choice but I think compared to Sad Wet Stede or Sad Wet Izzy, Sad Wet Ricky looks more yellowish and maybe sickly?

Either way 2/10, would not wrap in blankets and feed soup.
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Cursed Suit Day AND Sexual Sunday?
What's a girl /gn to do??
#OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw
Ed, his scratchy rice sack onesie dangling around his his exposing his pert little bum, is railing Stede, still wearing the cursed suit coat, on the desk in the captain’s cabin. Papers with various doodles and writings are strewn around them.
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rocketlollyart.bsky.social
LAST DAY TO PRE-ORDER IS TOMORROW MONDAY 13TH!
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thank you to everyone who re-ordered on etsy! ✨✨✨ if anyone else is interested in joining the preorder, enter WEECON at checkout to get free shipping! rocketlollyart.etsy.com
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dracothelizard.bsky.social
A demonstration of what Wet Pathetic Man /unaff is
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Olu's confused face, Archie's "FACTS!", several 10/10 crew reactions here.
ofmdframes.bsky.social
i think ed just sat up too quickly
dracothelizard.bsky.social
And complimentary sammie!
ofmdframes.bsky.social
so! we, the crew of the revenge, have voted… and we’ve chosen banishment, unfortunately. so, uh, yeah. effective immediately. your complimentary dinghy awaits you portside. now leave. please.
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oemuff.bsky.social
Izzy’s hole - part 4

Have you heard of revitalizing Disney tears? Get ready for Ed’s magical snot
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Oluwande has the brain cell 😂
ofmdframes.bsky.social
we don’t just banish people, do we?! that’s not us!