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@dotv2.bsky.social

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Enby robot. She/They pronouns. Writer for @secretarygame.bsky.social 18+ / NSFW / Nazis and TERFs eat shit and die alone. pfp by TetraTheRipper

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 2d

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Cocoa Lucere @latex.toys · 3d

stop taking off clothes!! put on more latex instead

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to personally thank every Arknights player that told me to take Lappland as my 5☆. I met the exploding spiders.

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 2d

Alternate Louvre heisters joke

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 2d

I made top pvp bracket in goo goo babies

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 3d

Lupin (not that one) (not that one) (not that one)

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 3d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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JAMIEvx🏳️‍⚧️ @jamievx.com · 4d

30 years ago, The Simpsons inadvertently taught me the most valuable lesson I’ve ever learned on how to deal with attention seeking Internet trolls…

Just don’t look.

(i.e. Block and move on)

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Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson - Just don't look

YouTube video by Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 4d

"Are there any parades you think should exist?" is a "will you wear wigs?" level question.

onion person @junlper.beer · 6d

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 5d

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a cherry red Lamborghini Countach!

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 6d

Define your music taste with 10 artists

-Mili
-Aesop Rock
-Anthrax
-Hideki Naganuma
-Daft Punk
-Band-Maid
-Lupe Fiasco
-Lady Gaga
-Coheed & Cambria
-King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

Leshii the Dwarf | Dwarf VTuber ❤️‍🔥🐗 @leshii.bsky.social · 6d

Define your music taste with 10 artists

-MF DOOM
-Tilt
-Outkast
-Castle Rat
-Vince Guaraldi
-Thelonious Monk
-Aesop Rock
-Dream Evil
-MHRJ
-GODHANDUSA

I'm all over the fuckin place man

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 6d

Define your music taste with 10 artists

-Wind Rose
-Brothers of Metal
-Electric Callboy
-Alestorm
-Rumahoy
-Lagerstein
-The Rumpled
-Paddy and the Rats
-Ateez
-Red Velvet

(Yes I know those last two take a sharp right turn)

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 7d

Adding this to my folder of fucked-up scran hot dogs

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 7d

We came in 2nd.

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 7d

Cancer Cup finals. Betting it all on El Condor Pasa. Will post results when pairings are out.

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 8d

I was considering trying to pull Summer Maru for the third stage but decided to just lock in the current team instead of spending all night fretting over it.

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 8d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 8d

The what

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 9d

Swapped out Suzuku for Blockushin and we made Day 3.

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 9d

This you @peepsygo.bsky.social

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 9d

I'm gonna try this lineup later today:
* Silent Suzuku (Front)
* El Condor Pasa (Pace)
* Nice Nature (Late/Debuffer)

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 10d

This might have been a mistake

DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 10d

Finally finished all of the Training the Trainer special missions and got the lefty horse. Now I have to contemplate if I want to pivot my team in the next... three hours.

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☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 11d

That green base wasn't the only color that ended up looking washed out in the final design

Fighting-Games Daily @fgcdaily.bsky.social · 11d

🎨Bayonetta's character designer, Mari Shimazaki made Miary Zo's Costume 03!

“The combination of a green base with red accents was inspired by the Madagascar flag, and from an early stage onwards, a white inner layer was incorporated to highlight Miariz's dark skin.”

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DotVersion2 @dotv2.bsky.social · 11d

Let's gooooo

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