$ted
dollarsignted.blacksky.app
$ted
@dollarsignted.blacksky.app
Variety gamer and thought haver. 30+. Not single. Totally taken. Definitely not looking for anything beyond friendship. We live together.
Yea that was an artificial intelligence commercial bowl. If the shit wasn’t directly about it, it was made with it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Merry Monday peoples
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I don’t like forming opinions on media that I haven’t personally consumed but I have very little motivation to listen to this Cole album and nothing I’m seeing is making me wanna move quicker lol
February 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This ain’t ever been true for me. I’m not even a fan of “mommy”/“daddy” as pet names. But I also don’t feel like complementing and acknowledging your partners accomplishments is mothering.
Omg.
I think this is true.
So disheartening for me, I don't wanna be everybody's fuckin mom.
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Yeah, but this is America. Where a pedo rapist con man is our president.
As men rant about the dangers of destroying reputations by releasing the Epstein files…

Remember that one of Gisele Pelicot’s rapists appealed because he felt the burden of being labeled a “rapist” was too much to bear.

He lost. They added to his sentence

There’s always hope.
Man who appealed Pelicot rape conviction handed longer jail term
A French court increases by a year the jail term of the only man who challenged his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot.
www.bbc.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Literally was just saying this. If the idea of a longer sex session automatically equates to trash sex you probably dont enjoy sexual activities. You enjoy nutting. Which is your prerogative but some of us like sex. There is over 8 billion people on this planet, there is not one way we all enjoy sex
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
How yall do the sex don’t even matter… im enjoying mine.
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
🎶 Make it last forever… and ever🎶
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Naw wait….. lmaoooo. Unemployed fucker is definitely funny.
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I guess. Or whatever. Either one works
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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I need a black streamer/creator for BHM jeopardy for the time and date of February 15 at 8 a.m. EST time (yes I know this is early). You must be on twitch and have a cam (or at least have good use of your model). I recently had a drop out and I the event is coming soon. Please share this~
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Whatever
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
When people don’t answer the call back right after they just called, I assume they threw their phone across the room cuz what else could have happened.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Very awesome talking to Kotaku about DropShot. Check it out!
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
If the game has roles to play and there is real dungeoning, like locked doors and chests and shit…. Imma be a rogue/thief/assassin type character and imma try to get some magics in if I can. If that’s not the case…. Imma be a tank.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I can finally announce something that means so much to me. I've been doing this work for so long, so this feels like a warm embrace. So full of gratefulness for this opportunity to be seen and supported. Thank you to (m)otherboard for this!
m.otherboard.org
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Orbitals looks like everything I’ve ever wanted aesthetically from a game.

Retro anime and a dope soundtrack. Plus, I like that there is 2-player co-op.

Yeah… this one’s absolutely on my radar.
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Everytime teezo and don do a track it’s my favorite lol. need them to do a joint project.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Lmaooooo. But seriously I’m done entertaining stupid shit that could easily be googled. This is definitely why AI is taking hold even with all the negatives, niggas do not like thinking.
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Them going back to just overwatch is what’s killing me the most from this announcement
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Kinda out the loop. Kinda know what’s going on.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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We get hard evidence that our lives are being ran by cannibalistic pedophiles and shit just moves on like it’s business as usual, that’s been fuckin with me ngl
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Naps might actually have to be incorporated into my daily schedule.
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise
💚💚💚🖤🖤Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚Metroid (-2 for Prime, sry)
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤Rhythm Heaven
💚💚🖤🖤🖤Warioware
💚💚🖤🖤🖤Kirby
💚💚💚🖤🖤Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚💚Pokemon
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤Fzero
💚💚💚💚🖤Fire emblem
💚💚💚💚💚Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤Pikmin
💚💚💚🖤🖤Animal crossing
💚💚💚💚🖤Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤Xenoblade
my attachment to each nintendo franchise
💙💙💙💙🖤earthbound
💙💙💙💙🖤metroid
💙🖤🖤🖤🖤star fox
💙💙💙💙💙mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤rhythm heaven
💙💙💙💙🖤warioware
💙💙💙🖤🖤kirby
💙💙💙🖤🖤donkey kong
💙💙💙💙🖤pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤fzero
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤fire emblem
💙💙💙💙💙zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤pikmin
💙💙💙💙💙animal crossing
💙💙💙💙💙splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise
💙💙💙💙🖤Earthbound
💙💙💙💙💙Metroid (-2 for Prime, sry)
💙💙💙🖤🖤Star Fox
💙💙💙💙🖤Mario
💙💙💙💙💙Rhythm Heaven
💙💙💙💙💙Warioware
💙💙💙🖤🖤Kirby
💙💙💙💙🖤Donkey Kong
💙🖤🖤🖤🖤Pokemon
💙💙💙🖤🖤Fzero
💙💙💙💙🖤Fire emblem
💙💙💙💙🖤Zelda
💙💙💙🖤🖤Pikmin
💙💙🖤🖤🖤Animal crossing
💙💙💙💙🖤Splatoon
💙🖤🖤🖤🖤Xenoblade
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM