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dolemite ptolemy

@bazluken.blacksky.app

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gaming industry professional. los angeles enjoyer. clippers fan. sparks fan. dolphins fan. food eater. music nerd. old. i woke up naked on the beach in ibiza in 1988

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · Nov 25

so uh hi folks. i'm a silicon beach quality assurance lead for a mobile game company. i post about~

- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old

zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 12h

there were probably a lot of marketing and production meetings about how best to use an ill-advised jimmie johnson partnership and this was the best they came up with. it predictably did not sell well

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

out-of-touch nascar parents whose kids are asking them for mario kart for christmas

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

this was the second project i worked on at konami

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

right? yall talk shit but arby's jamocha shake is top tier

Lala 🐆 @lalarchvs.bsky.social · 15h

No shade imma still get me a Jamocha shake and a curly fry idgaf!!

a woman sitting at a table with a necklace that says ' r ' on it

ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a necklace that says ' r ' on it

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

is today dookie from a butt day or something?

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20h

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

jimmy johnson's anything with an engine

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

i think the art style of the jojo series is very nice

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

i'm happy other people enjoy it but that whole show looks like the oingo boingo bros outro from jojo

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 14h

it's a very ugly animation style

🎀 Pimpcess Spooky 🎀 @mick-ee.bsky.social · 15h

Why are you a One Piece hater?

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 15h

i have adhd, it's literally my signature move

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 15h

Folks with four eyes...

Have you ever looked for your glasses while you were wearing them?

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 15h

northeast la?

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 15h

momma was definitely picking snacks for herself not for everyone

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 15h

judge is an obvious daddy's girl

🧛🏿‍♂️Count Niggula 🦇🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · 16h

@dangerouslyysilent.bsky.social lol why are all her choices trash except the chips and dip.

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 16h

anyway stream am i the drama?

Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17h

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Nicki Minaj’s $20 Million L.A. Home at Risk of Being Seized Over Debt (Excl)

Nicki Minaj and her husband, Kenneth Petty, have failed to pay a 6-figure judgment owed over an alleged assault, Us Weekly can exclusively report

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 16h

in like 2006 someone in america finally pronounced "sriracha" in a culturally sensitive way and now i can get it at denny's

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 16h

in like 2014 someone finally looked below "lao gan ma" and saw it said "chili crisp" and now you can get it at panda express

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 16h

it's a spicy, low-calorie, gluten free condiment that white folks can pronounce so of course it's been all over los angeles restaurants for a few years now. never been impressed

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 17h

It feels like every restaurant is coming out with their own version of Hot Honey something

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 17h

that's dookie from a butt

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 17h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 17h

i just got into a wikipedia hole about the marvel civil war storyline and man that would have been cool to eventually read if we weren't so inundated by superhero media since then

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 19h

if you manage to get hephaestus's legendary, you'll beat guardians INCREDIBLY fast. managed to get it during the rift of thessaly and eris attacked like once for each phase before i beat her. got to the zeus cutscene in the typhon fight in like 10 seconds

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 19h

oh yeah since then i've beaten the game. aspect of melinoe skulls + fetching array + ares buff on attack + hephaestus buff on special + demeter buff on cast gives you crazy damage output and survivability

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 4d

i beat typhon again

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 4d

couldn't quite go back to back. missed like all my dodges against prometheus and went into the typhon fight with no death's defiances left. i need at least one

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Ann Marie AwooOoooOooooo 👻 @anntastic.bsky.social · 19h

marylin monroe in the game of thrones universe! the three stooges in the MCU! clark gable in a star war! jerry lewis in the wire! buster keaton in euphoria!

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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 20h

the first line is tough because it's the perfect balance of all 3 textures that makes a great brownie

the last line is tough because none of these are ideal

b/c, 1, y but wishing it were pecans

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 21h

C1Z

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 20h

the raimiverse expands

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21h

First trailer for Sam Raimi’s new horror film ‘Send Help’ starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien

Follows two co-workers who hate each other getting stranded on an island after a plane crash

In theaters on January 30, 2026

dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 21h

i've always said chieftain elton john