DJ Meph
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This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!
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Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
Valve released the statistics from the Steam Hardware & Software Survey for November 2025, which shows once again that Linux use is trending nicely upwards.
www.gamingonlinux.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes
Mike Johnson’s latest excuse is nothing more than the same old Washington sleight of hand: slap a “national security” sticker on something politically inconvenient and hope the public shuts up.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes
Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
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I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊
"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they
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ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
A sycophantic ChatGPT user create a toxic positive feedback loop
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A sycophantic ChatGPT user create a toxic positive feedback loop
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Andrew "just some guy" Mothballs Johnson or whatever wasn't stripped of his titles because he's a pedophile. The crown has been involved in numerous sex pest and trafficking cover-ups. He was punished for embarrassing the family. Kind of calls into question the whole idea of a monarch.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Andrew "just some guy" Mothballs Johnson or whatever wasn't stripped of his titles because he's a pedophile. The crown has been involved in numerous sex pest and trafficking cover-ups. He was punished for embarrassing the family. Kind of calls into question the whole idea of a monarch.
Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football
Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Maybe Barron Trump can bankrupt TikTok 🙏
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Maybe Barron Trump can bankrupt TikTok 🙏