Dirk Grundy, Sewer Clown
@dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com
Webcomic creator: stringtheorycomic.com
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy
also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer.
#dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy
also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer.
#dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it
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Hi, I'm Dirk, I write and draw String Theory (www.stringtheorycomic.com). It's a comic about mad science and villainy and crime and a sad butt idiot. It's been going since 2009, and it's drama/comedy.
I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.
I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.
Seth's getting on my case for not posting any pictures of Orin since we got him. So here's his butt
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Seth's getting on my case for not posting any pictures of Orin since we got him. So here's his butt
On the way to work this morning Seth and i were laughing about a little clown car driven by Pennywise and i was doing that grandma voice for him talking about how stinky the inside of the car is and beckoning folks into it and Seth replied "you'll smell too." And i about lost my shit
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
On the way to work this morning Seth and i were laughing about a little clown car driven by Pennywise and i was doing that grandma voice for him talking about how stinky the inside of the car is and beckoning folks into it and Seth replied "you'll smell too." And i about lost my shit
I worked register today and towards the end of my shift some guy walked in following a lady yelling at her and us about pedophiles. Yelling that she was one. Calling everyone sick. Them he was like i gotta get out of this store it's sick! Like. I. What?? -- The public!!
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I worked register today and towards the end of my shift some guy walked in following a lady yelling at her and us about pedophiles. Yelling that she was one. Calling everyone sick. Them he was like i gotta get out of this store it's sick! Like. I. What?? -- The public!!
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Last year, I successfully crowdfunded my new, original, all-ages, adventure comic series -- ENDLESS FANTASIA! It follows the adventures of Jack and Jill, as they travel across a world of reimagined fairytales and fight Wolf demons! Lots of Sonic and Kingdom Hearts vibes! It drops later this year!
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Last year, I successfully crowdfunded my new, original, all-ages, adventure comic series -- ENDLESS FANTASIA! It follows the adventures of Jack and Jill, as they travel across a world of reimagined fairytales and fight Wolf demons! Lots of Sonic and Kingdom Hearts vibes! It drops later this year!
Starting a drinking game where i take a drink every time Click says "unhinged".
What the I'm in the hospital
What the I'm in the hospital
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Starting a drinking game where i take a drink every time Click says "unhinged".
What the I'm in the hospital
What the I'm in the hospital
they were literally puritans. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonatha...
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
they were literally puritans. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonatha...
hmm. hourly comics day this year falls on a day I have off work. sounds boring. If I do one I'd rather do it on a day I actually leave my house and don't just sit in a chair like :| all day because I'm tired
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
hmm. hourly comics day this year falls on a day I have off work. sounds boring. If I do one I'd rather do it on a day I actually leave my house and don't just sit in a chair like :| all day because I'm tired
I really enjoy drawing hands a lot
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I really enjoy drawing hands a lot
how drawing work. I haven't done it in a while
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 AM
how drawing work. I haven't done it in a while
I can never decide if the internet was actually better and more interesting in the 90s or if I was just like 14
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I can never decide if the internet was actually better and more interesting in the 90s or if I was just like 14
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excellent thread
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
excellent thread
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Langston Hughes (1943)
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Langston Hughes (1943)
The hamster is driving my cat insane. I hope she calms down about it soon.
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The hamster is driving my cat insane. I hope she calms down about it soon.
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Not only was Catherine O'Hara funny her role in the original Beetlejuice taught a generation that to be an artist is to be a bitch that forces your work on other people. And that's invaluable.
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Not only was Catherine O'Hara funny her role in the original Beetlejuice taught a generation that to be an artist is to be a bitch that forces your work on other people. And that's invaluable.
Like i mentioned earlier i started a new Skyrim game last weekend and I'm playing as a woodelf and i actually managed to make one that isn't a hideous monster. I'm the only handsome elf on the continent.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Like i mentioned earlier i started a new Skyrim game last weekend and I'm playing as a woodelf and i actually managed to make one that isn't a hideous monster. I'm the only handsome elf on the continent.
I'm also buying all the stuff after work today to take Orin home. Little crooked tooth hamster. I will spoil you rotten. In a healthy way of course. You're going to have so much stuff to tunnel in.
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I'm also buying all the stuff after work today to take Orin home. Little crooked tooth hamster. I will spoil you rotten. In a healthy way of course. You're going to have so much stuff to tunnel in.
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god damn I love this movie
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
god damn I love this movie
I've seen uncut and un mst3k'd Mitchell and it barely makes more sense. The uncut version has a chase scene with dune buggies though! One of them blows up! For some reason!
Can't sleep might as well watch Mitchell
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I've seen uncut and un mst3k'd Mitchell and it barely makes more sense. The uncut version has a chase scene with dune buggies though! One of them blows up! For some reason!
Can't sleep might as well watch Mitchell
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Can't sleep might as well watch Mitchell
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If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
www.atomicpolish.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
Oh hell yeah i don't have to work tomorrow. I was worried about the roads there in the morning because I was supposed to get there by 6am
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Oh hell yeah i don't have to work tomorrow. I was worried about the roads there in the morning because I was supposed to get there by 6am
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.