Temenos
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Hey clown, jester you have done it again.
Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????
I'm gonna start actively sending people's hole pics to the FBI, let's find out!!!
Wholeheartedly doubt feds will show up because someone said they expressed happiness at a right-wing activist being shot but who knows
Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online
You've seen the view 😈
Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky
If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted
Don't you have a bad gyro to shit out
This was directed at u
People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules
“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot thousands of miles away
WHY ARE HIS TEETH STRAIGHT ACROSS LIKE THAT UGH
If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead
Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note
Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.
I'm so happy I could reintroduce it to you. My gym won't let me forget it
I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming
You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces
Orrrrr we could call Luigi...
Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh
Ugh. I'm sorry you're going through this.
Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??
And I meant it in the nicest way, too...