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I’m just happy to be invited!
📍 minneapolis
📍 minneapolis
FUCK
Whoever is styling Seth Rogan on Platonic is doing an excellent job. No notes.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
FUCK
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT
When @dgrmsp.bsky.social says wear shorter shorts, you wear shorter shorts
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT
Just a boy and his favorite reusable bag
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just a boy and his favorite reusable bag
You could be Henry Cavill in a tank top after a workout with a fresh fade and a mustache and I’d still think you were ugly if you just stood there on your phone and didn’t at least pretend to bag your own groceries while I’m ringing you up
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You could be Henry Cavill in a tank top after a workout with a fresh fade and a mustache and I’d still think you were ugly if you just stood there on your phone and didn’t at least pretend to bag your own groceries while I’m ringing you up
A movie that takes place where you’re from
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
At least my car started!
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
At least my car started!
Fork found in kitchen
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fork found in kitchen
Looking for an old tweet and finding a SLEW of work selfies from 2021 where my body was TEAAAA and getting mad at myself for letting it all go lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Looking for an old tweet and finding a SLEW of work selfies from 2021 where my body was TEAAAA and getting mad at myself for letting it all go lmao
Another day, another customer asking me if I’m a former linebacker…
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
KATRINAKATRINAKATRINA!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
KATRINAKATRINAKATRINA!
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Another day, another customer asking me if I’m a former linebacker…
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
KATRINAKATRINAKATRINA!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
HERE COME THE HURRICANE, BITCH!
RAHHH!
KATRINAKATRINAKATRINA!
Dear ASMRtists, I’m begging all of you to stop saying “AYYY ESSSS EMMM ARRRRR” at the beginning of your videos. It sounds like a producer tag and it’s dumb.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Dear ASMRtists, I’m begging all of you to stop saying “AYYY ESSSS EMMM ARRRRR” at the beginning of your videos. It sounds like a producer tag and it’s dumb.
Are any of you car audio nerds? I have a question for you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are any of you car audio nerds? I have a question for you.
Straight daddy bear manager may or may not have been fake punching with me at work and one of my open hand punches may or may not have landed on his belly and I may or may not have left it there for a second or two longer than normal and I may or may not be walking around chubbed up now
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Straight daddy bear manager may or may not have been fake punching with me at work and one of my open hand punches may or may not have landed on his belly and I may or may not have left it there for a second or two longer than normal and I may or may not be walking around chubbed up now
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
Sorry guys I’m on a Sabrina Carpenter kick and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry guys I’m on a Sabrina Carpenter kick and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon
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I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
I’m still working on this theory but Sabrina Carpenter is Kylie Minogue’s pop-daughter
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m still working on this theory but Sabrina Carpenter is Kylie Minogue’s pop-daughter
There needs to be a twenty minute version of Don’t Smile by Sabrina Carpenter
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
There needs to be a twenty minute version of Don’t Smile by Sabrina Carpenter
Hitting a wall today and a coworker offered me a piece of 100mg caffeine gum… it takes like I’m chewing a menthol cigarette, so it better work
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hitting a wall today and a coworker offered me a piece of 100mg caffeine gum… it takes like I’m chewing a menthol cigarette, so it better work
So far today I’ve been asked if I work for MNDOT, been called pumpkin, a traffic cone, and an upside down carrot. Keep ‘em coming!
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So far today I’ve been asked if I work for MNDOT, been called pumpkin, a traffic cone, and an upside down carrot. Keep ‘em coming!
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
Honestly? Hell yes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Honestly? Hell yes.
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THE CHICKEN WAS LOVELY
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THE CHICKEN WAS LOVELY
I wonder what a non gay person’s discover feed looks like
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I wonder what a non gay person’s discover feed looks like
Netflix offering a skip intro button during the stranger things theme song should be a punishable offense
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Netflix offering a skip intro button during the stranger things theme song should be a punishable offense
Is that—
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is that—
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is