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There needs to be a retroactive punishment for the Twitter gays who unironically used “bromo” in their handles in 2014
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There needs to be a retroactive punishment for the Twitter gays who unironically used “bromo” in their handles in 2014
According to the parking lot the Roseville Walmart is the place to be on a Saturday evening
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
According to the parking lot the Roseville Walmart is the place to be on a Saturday evening
Hearing “Somebody Loves You” by Betty Who at Panda Express is wild to me
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hearing “Somebody Loves You” by Betty Who at Panda Express is wild to me
Having a drive-thru at Panda Express is wild to me
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Having a drive-thru at Panda Express is wild to me
Third night in a row of sleeping in this position (thanks to the egregious amount of pillows I keep on the bed) in hopes that the neck muscle I pulled while sleeping four days ago will finally heal.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Third night in a row of sleeping in this position (thanks to the egregious amount of pillows I keep on the bed) in hopes that the neck muscle I pulled while sleeping four days ago will finally heal.
Literally three scrolls into the Discover feed and I saw a diaper
a man stands on the edge of a building overlooking a city and mountains
ALT: a man stands on the edge of a building overlooking a city and mountains
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Literally three scrolls into the Discover feed and I saw a diaper
Kinda mad at Lily Allen for not sampling “West End Girls” though
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Kinda mad at Lily Allen for not sampling “West End Girls” though
Less context, better tweets, Papa John’s
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Less context, better tweets, Papa John’s
Y’know, I think maybe I’m the unhinged one
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Y’know, I think maybe I’m the unhinged one
70° on November 14th in St. Paul, MN is crazy but I’ll take literally any excuse to open the moonroof
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
70° on November 14th in St. Paul, MN is crazy but I’ll take literally any excuse to open the moonroof
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Cannot stand people with zero car knowledge who don’t heed advice.
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Cannot stand people with zero car knowledge who don’t heed advice.
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
After this I had a Hydro Thunder, and a very light beer after that. Didn’t even get a buzz. Ate a bunch of chicken and rice/veggies when I got home. It is 3:30 pm and this hangover still hasn’t left me alone. Getting older is for the birds!
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After this I had a Hydro Thunder, and a very light beer after that. Didn’t even get a buzz. Ate a bunch of chicken and rice/veggies when I got home. It is 3:30 pm and this hangover still hasn’t left me alone. Getting older is for the birds!
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
After this PAINFUL episode of Drag Race UK I think maybe it’s time to permanently retire the Snatch Game
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
After this PAINFUL episode of Drag Race UK I think maybe it’s time to permanently retire the Snatch Game
This new Ryan Murphy show (All’s Fair) is fucking WIIIIILD. It’s absolutely terrible in the best way. I’m treating it as a soap opera so I’m able to completely overlook the terrible writing/acting.
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This new Ryan Murphy show (All’s Fair) is fucking WIIIIILD. It’s absolutely terrible in the best way. I’m treating it as a soap opera so I’m able to completely overlook the terrible writing/acting.
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
How do you fumble the ball in your own city after George Floyd was murdered by your own police force and manage to get re-elected twice afterward? Makes no sense to me. Minneapolis you really let me down.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How do you fumble the ball in your own city after George Floyd was murdered by your own police force and manage to get re-elected twice afterward? Makes no sense to me. Minneapolis you really let me down.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
BOOOOOOOO JACOB FREYYYY BOOOOOOOO HISSSSSS FUCK YOU. YOU’RE A PANDERING PIECE OF SHIT. MY CITY DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
BREAKING: Jacob Frey wins reelection as mayor of Minneapolis, defeating challengers including democratic socialist and state Sen. Omar Fateh.
Jacob Frey fends off democratic socialist's challenge to win 3rd term as Minneapolis mayor
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has won a third term, defeating challenger Omar Fateh in the city's ranked-choice voting election.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
BOOOOOOOO JACOB FREYYYY BOOOOOOOO HISSSSSS FUCK YOU. YOU’RE A PANDERING PIECE OF SHIT. MY CITY DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
THIS IS A POP MUSIC SHEMERGENCY
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
THIS IS A POP MUSIC SHEMERGENCY
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One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.