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silently judging your footwear

📍 minneapolis
Okay, LIGHTING.

I literally just hit play on this in the car. Going through their discography for the first time
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Third night in a row of sleeping in this position (thanks to the egregious amount of pillows I keep on the bed) in hopes that the neck muscle I pulled while sleeping four days ago will finally heal.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
70° on November 14th in St. Paul, MN is crazy but I’ll take literally any excuse to open the moonroof
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.

Snowflakes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it

Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone

September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
GWOP GWOP
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is what I’m wearing today. A lovely Black woman stopped me at the gas station this morning to say “You know, you got a lot of swag about you”, and it caught me so off guard that I started coughing. After we both laughed I blushed and thanked her and it put a little (more) swish in my step
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
FTFY
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Come up to Minneapolis! It’s Fall in my neighborhood
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When the energy drink matches the hoodie >>>
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A modern day renaissance painting. #RHOSLC is the best housewives franchise of all time. This yacht trip is incredible!
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I find a flower on the floor at work, I put it behind my ear, I don’t make the rules
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I took place in the tomfoolery after all 🤷🏼‍♂️
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This new Demi Lovato album is a fucking BOP. This song specifically though
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I was relegated to a couch that was too shallow for me and I slept a total of maybe 7 hours the entire weekend, but I got to take my tripod out for a spin and managed to get a handful of good pics out of the trip, so 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The first time I saw one IRL I got so excited I asked a coworker to take my picture with it lol
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Forgot to add the pic lmao
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Cabin weekend with my family and none of us have killed each other yet!
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Greetings from Goose Lake in Spooner, WI
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not real. Also, that font on her sign is a dead giveaway, because a lot of this AI garbage uses it (I’m a font freak)
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM