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December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Why yes I am that fickle
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Anyone have a replay that actually shows why people are impressed? I could only find the one on r/soccer
Another goal for young Luka
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Sports media: Our job is to ask players questions so you can find out what they think

Sports media when a player says what he thinks: First of all how dare you
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Let's just keep watching. 😎
A beautiful ball from Spence to set up Holdt 🔥

#BarclaysWSL #SpursWomen
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Olivia Holdt is the best player in the world.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What Indian dish should I order tonight?

I’m a basic boy who often gets chicken tikka masala.

Help
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don’t know how to root for the other top 6 teams anymore. It’s always a delicate tightrope between:
- competing with Spurs for European place
- enjoying their downfall
- wanting Chelsea/Arsenal to miss out on trophies

But with Spurs in shambles, am I left with City & Villa to beat Arsenal?
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
CfT should sponsor this
You lot are going to have to buy me a season ticket
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
XXXavi
Xavi Simons scores his FIRST goal for Spurs and it's 2-0.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You’re all too focused on the actual results.

Instead of looking at totals on the naughty and nice lists, we should pay more attention to expected coals.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I scared my family with how loudly I shouted when that went in
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I know it's the holiday season and all, but I see that many of you are too Frank incensed.

#COYS
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The next manager to achieve major honors with Tottenham will be the next manager that gets elite players like Kane and Son (and a deep squad with very few bozos)
I was noodling with Gemini 3 over some xG stuff, and in amongst it's (very good, it must be said) reply it had this snippet. Who says AI is hallucinatory shit, eh?
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Currently four points between second and fourth in the Premier League and five between fourth and 14th.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love how after they concede a goal, keepers angrily try to stop the other team from running into their goal to pick up the ball.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey look, it’s me in junior high hitting passes to Brad, who was stupid fast. It’s exactly the same. Exactly.
It took half a season but Real Madrid have discovered the secret tactical formula of Trent kick ball far + Kylian dribble fast
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Big positive from the poor couple weeks:

Bergvall is undroppable and will be our next superstar
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The takeaway from that match is that Cristian Romero is a fucking Colossus
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Less 🦀 🦀 🦀
Newcastle 2 : 2 Spurs

▪ xG: 1.94 - 1.2
▪ xThreat: 1.55 - 1.15
▪ Possession: 53.2% - 46.8%
▪ Field Tilt: 52.7% - 47.3%
▪ Def Action Height: 54.3 - 41.2
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Ha ha. This game should win a BAFTA award for comedy.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Romero as 2nd striker ftw
Everyone complaining about Palhinha and Bentancur starting are going to feel real dumb when Romero plays as a 2nd striker.
Finally a rest for Pedro Porro. All else is more or less what you'd expect.
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Mohammas Kudu” is a new one
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is borderline corrupt officiating.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM