George Bell
@devonwhale.bsky.social
One of those headlines where each new word really does make everything the story is about worse...
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
www.404media.co
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
One of those headlines where each new word really does make everything the story is about worse...
Great #AdventOfCode today! And I'm not just saying that because it was trivial to upgrade my part 1 solution for part 2
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Great #AdventOfCode today! And I'm not just saying that because it was trivial to upgrade my part 1 solution for part 2
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
Wake Up Dead Man is a great film. A cracking array of characters and a brilliant mystery at the core of it. Well worth a watch
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is a great film. A cracking array of characters and a brilliant mystery at the core of it. Well worth a watch
Quick, someone invent the "Object-Oriented Coffee"!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Quick, someone invent the "Object-Oriented Coffee"!
'Tis the season to be sneezing, apparently...
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
'Tis the season to be sneezing, apparently...
Given it's what he's been doing for over 20 years, it does feel quite cruel to the others to have a task that's basically "Make a weird short film" when Reece Shearsmith is taking part.
#taskmaster
#taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Given it's what he's been doing for over 20 years, it does feel quite cruel to the others to have a task that's basically "Make a weird short film" when Reece Shearsmith is taking part.
#taskmaster
#taskmaster
While I've traditionally been annoyed by those "Skeleton Spider" decorations you sometimes see around this time of year, I'm starting to think that the actual terror is the thought of a spider with an endoskeleton...
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
While I've traditionally been annoyed by those "Skeleton Spider" decorations you sometimes see around this time of year, I'm starting to think that the actual terror is the thought of a spider with an endoskeleton...
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
Idea for a novel:
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Idea for a novel:
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
You know, the bar in this theatre is the first time I've heard Pump Up The Jam without it being introduced by Philomena Cunk
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know, the bar in this theatre is the first time I've heard Pump Up The Jam without it being introduced by Philomena Cunk
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
Really looking forward to this. When it was first announced I only really knew Irwin Allen from Lost in Space but, as I said to @twilightstreets.bsky.social at Big Finish Day, the first one instantly sold me on the premise and I can't wait to hear what happens next!
⏳ BREAKING NEWS! ⏳ Irwin Allen's The Time Tunnel will return in February 2026. Click https://bgfn.sh/ttt2news to read more.
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Really looking forward to this. When it was first announced I only really knew Irwin Allen from Lost in Space but, as I said to @twilightstreets.bsky.social at Big Finish Day, the first one instantly sold me on the premise and I can't wait to hear what happens next!
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now I'm no genetic engineer, but I think giving a Capybara the spines of a Hedgehog would be a great idea
September 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Now I'm no genetic engineer, but I think giving a Capybara the spines of a Hedgehog would be a great idea
September 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Quite early in this I thought "Oh, someone's getting a sympathy vote from me", but he was able to come back from some setbacks and even removing the way he was treated he ended up drafting the collection I'd most want...
New episode! The all-star Japanese game developer draft, with returning guests Dave Scarborough and Ashley Day. And two new rules that change everything...
Listen wherever you get podcasts: open.spotify.com/episode/6xqA...
Listen wherever you get podcasts: open.spotify.com/episode/6xqA...
The All-Star Japanese Game Developer Draft (with Ashley Day and Dave Scarborough)
open.spotify.com
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Quite early in this I thought "Oh, someone's getting a sympathy vote from me", but he was able to come back from some setbacks and even removing the way he was treated he ended up drafting the collection I'd most want...
I think one of the most cursed combinations of words I've seen this year has to be "Soggy Cravat"...
#DonkeyKongBananza
#DonkeyKongBananza
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think one of the most cursed combinations of words I've seen this year has to be "Soggy Cravat"...
#DonkeyKongBananza
#DonkeyKongBananza
We've all had days like it
August 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We've all had days like it
Just got served what is possibly the least relatable ad ever on Reddit...
August 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just got served what is possibly the least relatable ad ever on Reddit...
What do we think, a children's book or a guide to exception handling in Ruby?
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What do we think, a children's book or a guide to exception handling in Ruby?