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A warning: Sometimes I wear tan suits. If you're still with me, I hate MAGA and pray for the leader's painful demise. I used to be a copywriter, but now I just write for fun, usually about politics, books, poker and tasty rock music. No DMs, please.

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · Jun 14

No Kings, Sun City, AZ.

Fuck Trump!

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Chris Alexander @chrisa327.bsky.social · 7h

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 7h

It's actually whatever I want it to be, but thanks for your useless opinion.

It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 13h

Bad Bunny and Lee Greenwood should tour together after the Super Bowl.

Call it "Bad Bunny Meets Wretched Human."

It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 13h

"When you're a star, they have to let you touch them. In fact, I could have raped her there on stage if I had wanted to, but she's Italian and not that attractive anyway."

Mike Johnson: "I didn't see that comment, but the president has free speech rights."

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · Dec 21

Every photo of the speaker of the house makes him look like a muppet that escaped containment and made it to the real world

Speaker Mike Johnson at a microphone, looking muppet-ish

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 17h

You forgot about your neckgina.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

“Pull my string and I’ll say anything”

A wind-up doll — Trump’s propaganda machine.

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

Neckpussy was my least favorite Bond movie.

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call a group of frogs?

A portlandia.

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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 1d

This.

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Mark Brazill 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @markbrazill.bsky.social · 1d

They all look like a Barbie Doll that was left out in the sun.

Melissa @nitenitemelissa.bsky.social · 1d

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 1d

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

ls Roosevelt Island by Eleanor Friedberger the coolest song ever?

It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn! Well said!

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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 1d

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Zee207702🇨🇦🍁📎 @zee207702.bsky.social · 1d

Still sounds like a cat with a sinus infection screeching

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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

One, two, three,

I'm a cunt
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It Follows @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

In thrillers written by a female author, if the handsome husband/boyfriend seems to be a good guy for several chapters, near the end he's definitely the one endangering the female protagonist. And he likely killed a different woman before.