April
@detectivepikachu.bsky.social
she/her
sky ape, king of girls, ball knower, black metal liker
sky ape, king of girls, ball knower, black metal liker
I love my smooth brain blue boy
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love my smooth brain blue boy
Logging on to say I am so in love with this Texas Tech defense
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Logging on to say I am so in love with this Texas Tech defense
Clemson’s purple jerseys are so ugly im sorry. One of my least fav uniforms
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Clemson’s purple jerseys are so ugly im sorry. One of my least fav uniforms
I’ve been at this job since July 1 and by the time I finish my 90-day introductory period I’ll already have more than 50 hours of PTO saved up. Shit rules
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’ve been at this job since July 1 and by the time I finish my 90-day introductory period I’ll already have more than 50 hours of PTO saved up. Shit rules
How they wait every day for me to get out of the shower
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
How they wait every day for me to get out of the shower
ngl I kinda like that it gets so cold in my office at work bc it means even in the summer I can dress like I listen to heavy metal every day (I do)
September 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ngl I kinda like that it gets so cold in my office at work bc it means even in the summer I can dress like I listen to heavy metal every day (I do)
Hawaii QB is a baller what a fun game :) college football is back and I’m high about it
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hawaii QB is a baller what a fun game :) college football is back and I’m high about it
I just got a commercial on YouTube TV during Hawaii/Stanford for a company called “Yank It,” which featured people saying lines like “I yank it when I’m alone,” “I just yanked it,” “I yank it at least 10 times a day,” “I yank it with my friends.” It had the
August 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just got a commercial on YouTube TV during Hawaii/Stanford for a company called “Yank It,” which featured people saying lines like “I yank it when I’m alone,” “I just yanked it,” “I yank it at least 10 times a day,” “I yank it with my friends.” It had the
Ya girl’s name change was accepted by the court this morning! I can’t believe it’s finally happening🥲
(and, of course, it’s happening at a specific point in time when I can’t afford to purchase certified copies to change my documents lmaooooo)
(and, of course, it’s happening at a specific point in time when I can’t afford to purchase certified copies to change my documents lmaooooo)
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ya girl’s name change was accepted by the court this morning! I can’t believe it’s finally happening🥲
(and, of course, it’s happening at a specific point in time when I can’t afford to purchase certified copies to change my documents lmaooooo)
(and, of course, it’s happening at a specific point in time when I can’t afford to purchase certified copies to change my documents lmaooooo)
the person who preceded me in my new job could win an award for having written what are consistently the least helpful instructions I’ve ever read
August 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the person who preceded me in my new job could win an award for having written what are consistently the least helpful instructions I’ve ever read
Furthest I’ve been
North: Seattle, WA
South: Cochabamba, Bolivia
East: NYC
West: Cebu City, Philippines
North: Seattle, WA
South: Cochabamba, Bolivia
East: NYC
West: Cebu City, Philippines
Furthest I've been
North: Vancouver, BC
South: Mt Fuji, Japan
East: Boston, MA
West: also Mt Fuji
North: Vancouver, BC
South: Mt Fuji, Japan
East: Boston, MA
West: also Mt Fuji
Farthest I've been:
N: International Falls, MN
E: Chicago, IL
S: Tuscon, AZ
W: Anaheim, CA
N: International Falls, MN
E: Chicago, IL
S: Tuscon, AZ
W: Anaheim, CA
August 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Furthest I’ve been
North: Seattle, WA
South: Cochabamba, Bolivia
East: NYC
West: Cebu City, Philippines
North: Seattle, WA
South: Cochabamba, Bolivia
East: NYC
West: Cebu City, Philippines
Nature is healing 🥲 (drove by a high school football practice this morning)
August 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Nature is healing 🥲 (drove by a high school football practice this morning)
Being unemployed from January-June really did make me forget just how exhausting the 5 day work week is
August 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Being unemployed from January-June really did make me forget just how exhausting the 5 day work week is
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Transition for me meant going back from size L shirts to size M where I belong
July 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Transition for me meant going back from size L shirts to size M where I belong
One month today until there is college football on my tv 😭
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
One month today until there is college football on my tv 😭
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many people are saying
July 27, 2023 at 6:53 PM
many people are saying
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Im an olde head metal girl and always have been
My queerness wasn't expressed in the popular ways and thats fine -- it doesn't erase me it isnt about aesthetics/interests
I expressed my queerness in listening to bands like Watchtower play lots of notes very fast and also I was a girl in the closet
My queerness wasn't expressed in the popular ways and thats fine -- it doesn't erase me it isnt about aesthetics/interests
I expressed my queerness in listening to bands like Watchtower play lots of notes very fast and also I was a girl in the closet
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Im an olde head metal girl and always have been
My queerness wasn't expressed in the popular ways and thats fine -- it doesn't erase me it isnt about aesthetics/interests
I expressed my queerness in listening to bands like Watchtower play lots of notes very fast and also I was a girl in the closet
My queerness wasn't expressed in the popular ways and thats fine -- it doesn't erase me it isnt about aesthetics/interests
I expressed my queerness in listening to bands like Watchtower play lots of notes very fast and also I was a girl in the closet
what’s that animal that sleeps like this
February 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
what’s that animal that sleeps like this
In order to distract from impending doom I am considering getting super into a trading card game. Idk which but one of them
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In order to distract from impending doom I am considering getting super into a trading card game. Idk which but one of them
I’m depressed as shit but look how cute and cuddly the kitties have been
January 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’m depressed as shit but look how cute and cuddly the kitties have been
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a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core
I feel lucky to be surrounded by so much love and to hold so much love in my heart for my friends
January 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I feel lucky to be surrounded by so much love and to hold so much love in my heart for my friends
Everything feels so hard :(
December 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Everything feels so hard :(