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Existential Shred
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He/him | Metalhead, Rhythm game player, Taco Bell enjoyer, aspiring horror buff, idiot.
Somehow, my cold returned.
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Dropping a new class for Diablo 2 in 2026 is nuts. Though $25 American for a class and some QOL updates is also an extremely Blizzard move.
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Today in bandcamp finds: A complete cover of Green Day’s American Idiot album from start to finish, except about my little pony….

princewhateverer.bandcamp.com/album/green-...
Green Hay - Equestrian Idiot, by PrinceWhateverer
14 track album
princewhateverer.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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It's always darkest before the dawn. Unless it just gets even darker after that. In which case, make sure you're bundled up gear from our @darkestdungeon.bsky.social collection for the arduous journeys ahead! Check out the full collection in The Yeteemart: theyetee.com/darkestdungeon
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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gotta get me one of these shirts
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The meta of Marvel Snap for the last week builds off of a GROSSLY overpowered p2w seasonal card. So since about yesterday, about 75% of my ladder matches have been tech slop decks specifically designed to kill it. I hate to play tech slop, but cmon man my bounce deck can't beat 14 energy on turn 6 🥴
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Fellow mentally ill people: anyone ever try Alpha Stim or any other Cranial Electrotherapy Stumulation? Its tripping my snake oil sensors, but my therapist brought it up so I figured I'd ask around whether anyone had experience with CES devices.
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lunch break gym jams
MONEY MAKES YOU STUPID
YouTube video by Black Dresses - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Fellow mentally ill people: anyone ever try Alpha Stim or any other Cranial Electrotherapy Stumulation? Its tripping my snake oil sensors, but my therapist brought it up so I figured I'd ask around whether anyone had experience with CES devices.
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Mornin
Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix)
YouTube video by Insane Clown Posse - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Letterkenny is great but its also really weird and hard to reccomend? Like the humor is mostly "Let's string a series of words together never uttered before by man or machine." Sometimes its completely cringe and unwatchable (the skids) or the funniest thing you've heard in your life (Squirrely Dan)
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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"Female identifying metal fans- I need your input for my university research! I am currently gathering some stats around misogyny in metal music scenes…All reponses will be recorded as anonymous.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Band leader: I've got some leads for a Radiohead-esque track, you wanna try playing the two harmonies at the same time?

Me, and vaguely coordinated monkey/lifelong power chord merchant: uhhhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I think the most offensive thing my family had to say about the halftime show was "put down that football, you haven't played a day in your life." Like brother, you didn't even know who Bad Bunny was til a like month ago, and you're jumping to those sort of assumptions?
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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This is a particularly apt metaphor because as you expose yourself to more metal vocals, you learn how to understand what they're saying, a thing you can also do with *checks notes* Spanish.
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Respectability
Has only gotten us so far
I'm tired of the fake shit
Show me who you are
Motherfucker
Used 2 Be
open.spotify.com
September 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Grats man
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Pictured: old place of work SWARMED by new may fly hatches.
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Bars
Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz (Official Video)
YouTube video by Taco
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thrash metal
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM