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Sean Davis
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Father, animal lover, chef, wants to be a stay at home dad. World’s worst Birder. Would defeat Ash Ketchum in a 6v6 Pokemon battle. Called an idiot by Jamelle Bouie because of Star Wars. Abolish ICE or Fuck off. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Russia.
Saquon going to go off now
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have definitely offended some people at the NYT.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Flyers beat the Panthers 4-2. Great work by the team in the final two periods; great work by Vladar all night long.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I have said for years that they’re all up to the same tricks. You didn’t want to hear it. Now it comes out a member of the sainted Beltway press bugged the once and future President of the United States to help a political opponent she was screwing.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I am once again here to remind you that I am literally just a guy who makes sandwiches and I basically have no idea who anyone is.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Emil Andrae can play hockey
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not that I really expected any different but the governor of West Virginia seems like a garbage can human
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“What’s up?” By 4 Non Blondes came on at work today and the guy on the line next to me and I looked at each other during the chorus and just started belting the fuck out of it. Would have restored my faith in humanity a little bit had the whole restaurant jumped in but alas.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Those National Guardsmen that were shot should not even have been there. Those people should have been home with their families.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lmao
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I am once again here to remind you to put Jimmy Rollins in the HOF you fucking cowards
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Having a closed ecosystem of pampered rich kids as our entire collection of mainstream journalists was bound to be cursed. These people have never felt the sweet sting of sweat in their eyes yet they think they get to decide public discourse.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This dude sucks so hard. Imagine bragging about arresting more poor people during the holiday season because capitalism.
From September to October, California Highway Patrol saw a major surge in its crackdown on organized retail theft:

✅ Investigations up 54%
✅ Arrests up 134%
✅ Stolen goods recovered up 2,600%

California is stepping up as holiday shopping ramps up.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh now Jamelle’s little army is calling me really disgusting things
Keep moving the goalposts, retard
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Man Jamelle Bouie really seems to dislike movies with strong female leads but love movies that has admitted sex pest James Franco in them.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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To celebrate Native American Heritage month the NFL trots out some Native women carrying the flag of a nation that stole their land while a mediocre country singer mocks them with a song.
a woman says " stop it " in front of a be t logo
ALT: a woman says " stop it " in front of a be t logo
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I haven’t seen anyone rank the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special and that feels wildly disrespectful
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I bet Jamelle Bouie hasn’t even played Knights of the Old Republic
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apparently all Trump needed to do this entire time to distract from the Epstein files is to just release his Star Wars list and we would all just eat each other alive. Sorry Venezuela.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Also let’s talk about how it’s sexist AF that Jamelle watched this movie and was like “they clearly wanted this to be about the man.” Bro nobody thought that only you and it was weird.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I get that you dress like an elitist dickhead but that doesn’t mean you have to act like one. It’s just Star Wars guy.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM