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Doc Holliday

@denverlawyer.bsky.social

920 followers 1.2K following 3.7K posts

A Denver lawyer, somehow. Nuggets, PSG Football. Indigent inmate counsel. Film. Video Games. Computers. Custom water cooling. Weightlifting. https://letterboxd.com/DannyGreene/ Hey fascists! Catch!

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Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 2h

Cam Johnson score more than 10 points challenge annnnnnnnnnnnnd go.

Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 4h

Tearing your cuticle off because you fell down the stairs IS as painful as you would suspect, I can confirm.

Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 9h

That story literally had me researching the limits of Colorado's qui tam statues. Ours is weak and my rep (Sean Camacho) doesn't respond to emails.

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Deep Singh Badhesha @deepnotshallow.bsky.social · 9h

Folks in my DMs that some Caucus members are about to flip on other members over these so-called “gifts” (aka bribes).

This is about to turn into a Veep x Parks & Rec level meltdown. Expect hearings, resignations, & primary flips. I've never seen such blatant corruption!
#copolitics

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MAD MAX BRONCOTANSKY ESQ. @madmaxbroncotansky.bsky.social · 15h

Hahahahahahahahaha FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this bitch.

Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 1d

@marshallglasses.bsky.social reports that Jurinsky has left her election night party at her bar JJs as her deficit grows - now down 2,674 votes with 100,127 votes counted.

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 14h

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Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 10h

*Stephen Miller rushing in, wearing a dirndl, with a steakhouse Diet Coke in the tiny fancy glass bottle*

Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 10h

I don't need to do gun research because my dick works, and it's beautiful. Why don't you find Jesus and stop trying to endanger children just because God gave you a fucking shriveled pinky that has been a lifelong disappointment to you?

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ceej @ceej.online · 15h

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 16h

New sign outside the Oval Office..

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kate wagner @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 16h

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 16h

New sign outside the Oval Office..

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Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 10h

So close! Just one letter off!

Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

He definitely has the BEST hair of anyone who is suffering from zombieism.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: every Republican has died

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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 1d

I love how the most universally-despised people in the world were like "we full-throatedly endorse this race-baiting rapist" and "don't vote for brown guy or we'll leave the city!" & now establishment Dems are panic-pretending this isn't also a clear referendum on their shriveled up quisling asses.

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 1d

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

Bill Ackman composing a tweet longer than the Mahabharata right now.

A person is holding an extremely long, photoshopped smartphone displaying a text message conversation. The message fills the entire stretched screen with a massive block of text, humorously exaggerating how long the message is. The person’s hands and part of the sidewalk below are visible.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 1d

Damn he lost to zohran twice if that were me I would just go home and never come back

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 1d

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Super Bowl Champion Basketball Fan, MAYBE of the Sixers @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 1d

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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social · 1d

THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF VIRGINIA HAVE VOTED FOR [TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 1d

Dem message for next year’s midterms

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Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

I'd just get waylaid by a large boulder the size of a small boulder. Joseph Smith wants me to fly there.

Doc Holliday @denverlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ. Mommy.