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Doc Holliday
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A Denver lawyer, somehow. Nuggets, PSG Football. Indigent inmate counsel. Film. Video Games. Computers. Custom water cooling. Weightlifting. https://letterboxd.com/DannyGreene/ Hey fascists! Catch!
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Cam Johnson score more than 10 points challenge annnnnnnnnnnnnd go.
Tearing your cuticle off because you fell down the stairs IS as painful as you would suspect, I can confirm.
That story literally had me researching the limits of Colorado's qui tam statues. Ours is weak and my rep (Sean Camacho) doesn't respond to emails.
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Folks in my DMs that some Caucus members are about to flip on other members over these so-called “gifts” (aka bribes).

This is about to turn into a Veep x Parks & Rec level meltdown. Expect hearings, resignations, & primary flips. I've never seen such blatant corruption!
#copolitics
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Hahahahahahahahaha FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this bitch.
@marshallglasses.bsky.social reports that Jurinsky has left her election night party at her bar JJs as her deficit grows - now down 2,674 votes with 100,127 votes counted.
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*Stephen Miller rushing in, wearing a dirndl, with a steakhouse Diet Coke in the tiny fancy glass bottle*
I don't need to do gun research because my dick works, and it's beautiful. Why don't you find Jesus and stop trying to endanger children just because God gave you a fucking shriveled pinky that has been a lifelong disappointment to you?
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
So close! Just one letter off!
He definitely has the BEST hair of anyone who is suffering from zombieism.
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
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I love how the most universally-despised people in the world were like "we full-throatedly endorse this race-baiting rapist" and "don't vote for brown guy or we'll leave the city!" & now establishment Dems are panic-pretending this isn't also a clear referendum on their shriveled up quisling asses.
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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Bill Ackman composing a tweet longer than the Mahabharata right now.
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Damn he lost to zohran twice if that were me I would just go home and never come back
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THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF VIRGINIA HAVE VOTED FOR [TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]
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Dem message for next year’s midterms
I'd just get waylaid by a large boulder the size of a small boulder. Joseph Smith wants me to fly there.