Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~
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Aro-ace. 35. Genderqueer, they/them. Appreciator of all things macabre. ⚠️NSFW⚠️ CW // all the things. Kink & fetish reposts. I write filth (mainly Hannibal/HEU) -> https://archiveofourown.org/users/tanathil/
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Watched this CHARLIE'S ANGELS one then rewatched it, and rewatched it, and.. You know what? All the props to Drew Barrymore. She's the only who even *tries* to get the intonation right, like, what she says sounds GOOD. In contrast, Diaz and Liu are very clearly and loudly Not Giving Any Fucks.
NOT HEARD ANYWHERE: WRONG!!! Trivia: In CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000) the angels speak in ~code~ and the code is The Lowest of the Low Effort Finnish. Like, I wouldn't *know* that the what they're saying is in Finnish if I didn't already know that lol it's still lovely www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJD...
Charlie's Angels speak Finnish
YouTube video by channelname
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I think Marina Vivancos could've also benefited from some cropping 'cause that man, on the cover? Looks like NEITHER of the mains, so it's just like, who the fuck are you supposed to be, eh??? Who tf ARE you???
Found a book that seemed somewhat interesting...but did it catch my eye in the first place solely 'cause it used the same cover photo a book I read previously used and I found that funny...Yes.

(1st one the new book, the 2nd one what I've already read, THIS IS NOT A REC)
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That guy that broke into the Louvre, wonder if I can chat him about the British Museum and just talk a bit about my ancestors’ things. I just wanna’ ask about something . . . 👀
This is to say that his mother's father was Finnish, so he's a quarter Finn, and godDAMN if we're not going to cling to that 'cause we just LOVE Finland and Finnish language and Finnish people being represented in any way
Did you know that Matt Damon has Finnish roots? No? Well, Finnish people Definitely know that xD
ALSO, also: At the very end of 28 DAYS LATER? The helicopter rescuers are Finnish, communicating with each other in perfect Finnish :)
NOT HEARD ANYWHERE: WRONG!!! Trivia: In CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000) the angels speak in ~code~ and the code is The Lowest of the Low Effort Finnish. Like, I wouldn't *know* that the what they're saying is in Finnish if I didn't already know that lol it's still lovely www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJD...
Charlie's Angels speak Finnish
YouTube video by channelname
www.youtube.com
There's about 5-6 million Finnish speakers in the world...which is not a lot compared to many other languages...and which is a lot compare to some languages about to go extinct...So. It's joyful. It's flattering, hearing a foreigner speak the language which is Not Heard anywhere.
The pronunciation is very much Not All There, but, honestly? Finnish people LOVE IT MADLY when someone, anyone, even makes the *effort* to try and talk in Finnish. It doesn't matter if it's wrong, if it sucks, we're just So Happily Surprised that you're even making the effort to TRY.
Closing this night with...LORD OF THE LOST covering CHA CHA CHA by KÄÄRIJÄ. This is what Eurovison is ABOUT, or what it SHOULD be about if the decision makers grew some backbone and banned Israel from the competition

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sviy...
Cha Cha Cha
YouTube video by Lord of the Lost - Topic
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I don't really know where I'm going with this, I just found this interesting. Really should have someone that I could just bounce these thoughts back-and-forth with till the thoughts reached a conclusion 😅
UK libel laws, how trigger happy they are to bring you to court for the slightest negative mention of a person...I don't know how this passed in here 'cause this isn't even libel, it's a direct wish of violence towards a person, but it did pass.
to those carrying the drugs in here from the east.

It's an EXTREMELY angry song, and why I decided to write about it is 'cause there's this one line about (at the time the song was released) a Finnish politician: "Ville Itälä should be shot, stabbed and strangled." I'm just, like, thinking about
As I'm listening to Finnish language songs I like...STEEN1 - SINISIÄ RAPPUJA JA PUNAISIA HINTALAPPUJA. It's about drugs and drug users, how no one in this country cares about those users, how we put hard pressure on the local drug dealers while turning a blind eye + www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHQV...
Steen 1 Sinisiä Rappuja ja Punaisia Hintalappuja Lyrics
YouTube video by MrNoobForce
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It's so fun to sing along, with its fast tempo and all, very enjoyable! :D
TUULETAR - IEVAN POLKKA

A girl goes to a party without her mother's permission, fucks with a guy, the guy's later to the mother all "You old woman, I won't give up Ieva!" A classic, no notes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz_u...
TUULETAR - Ievan polkka (Loituma COVER)
YouTube video by Tuuletar Vocal Folk Hop
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I think that what's going on in this video can be tied to what's going on in Portland, U.S. right now, with people dressing up as frogs and other animals to protest against ICE; no matter how much you're protected in any official capacity, you are nothing but CLOWNS, so you'll get a clown's response
PALEFACE - EMME SUOSTU PELKÄÄMÄÄN [WE REFUSE TO FEAR]

I love Paleface. Around 2016, there was this neo nazi group in Finland called Soldiers of Odin, and this is Paleface's response to them. ["I believe in a future, a funnier tomorrow, thanks to Loldiers of Odin"]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0lh...
Paleface - Emme suostu pelkäämään
YouTube video by PalefaceVEVO
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LAURI TÄHKÄ - POLTE

I've got mixed feelings about Lauri Tähkä's music, but this one specific song? EXCELLENT lyricism, the rhyming all through, with those sharp R's and all, it's very enjoyable to listen to.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xbw...
Lauri Tähkä - Polte with lyrics
YouTube video by nina946
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CMX - RUOSTE [Rust]. The song from which I took a title for one of my fics, THESE MURDERER'S HANDS.

[ Maybe even these murderer's hands are looking for a head to caress, to feel the weight of the world. ]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MJ...
CMX - Ruoste
YouTube video by CmxVEVO
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The flower thing with the trolls ties in with the album's name, which is KUOLLEEN KUKAN NIMI [ THE DEAD FLOWER'S NAME ]
Tuomas Holopainen from Nightwish is a guest artist in this one, playing the keyboard :3
"Kun hukun itkuuni
Toivon, että jää
Edes kauniin kukan nimi
Tänne elämään"

[ When I drown in my weeping
I wish that at least
The beautiful flower's name
Will stay to live on in here ]