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@emrynbird.bsky.social
a bird's secret place for tits & bits ▪︎ award-nominated writer & artist making tender smut with eldritch beasts ▪︎ CWs for all sorts of monster fuckery & the like ▪︎ 30-something aroace (she/her) ✌️🔞 ✨
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Hello and welcome! I am a writer and artist creating tender monster smut, typically of the horror romance variety, centering ace/aro characters and truly monstrous beasties🫀🔞✨
buy my books: linktr.ee/emrynbird
#monsterromance #teratophilia #nsfwart
buy my books: linktr.ee/emrynbird
#monsterromance #teratophilia #nsfwart
I want to press The Appointment (1982) into every writer's face like a dog that had an accident so that they know what a modern gothic horror actually looks like
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want to press The Appointment (1982) into every writer's face like a dog that had an accident so that they know what a modern gothic horror actually looks like
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Holiday shopping for your favorite monsterfucker?
I’ve got you covered friends!
Choose from shapeshifting shadows, man-eating lesbian mermaids, or amorous archdemons with queer, neurodivergent human love interests 💙📚
Buy from me: helstaffbooks.com
Everywhere Else: books2read.com/ap/RDeD7L/Sy...
I’ve got you covered friends!
Choose from shapeshifting shadows, man-eating lesbian mermaids, or amorous archdemons with queer, neurodivergent human love interests 💙📚
Buy from me: helstaffbooks.com
Everywhere Else: books2read.com/ap/RDeD7L/Sy...
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Holiday shopping for your favorite monsterfucker?
I’ve got you covered friends!
Choose from shapeshifting shadows, man-eating lesbian mermaids, or amorous archdemons with queer, neurodivergent human love interests 💙📚
Buy from me: helstaffbooks.com
Everywhere Else: books2read.com/ap/RDeD7L/Sy...
I’ve got you covered friends!
Choose from shapeshifting shadows, man-eating lesbian mermaids, or amorous archdemons with queer, neurodivergent human love interests 💙📚
Buy from me: helstaffbooks.com
Everywhere Else: books2read.com/ap/RDeD7L/Sy...
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November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
give me the strength to draw something for fun this weekend🙏🙏🙏
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give me the strength to draw something for fun this weekend🙏🙏🙏
I'll make a proper graphic later but everything is 50% off in my ebook shops until the end of the year ✌🏼💕✨
payhip: payhip.com/EmrynBird
itchio: emrynbird.itch.io
payhip: payhip.com/EmrynBird
itchio: emrynbird.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'll make a proper graphic later but everything is 50% off in my ebook shops until the end of the year ✌🏼💕✨
payhip: payhip.com/EmrynBird
itchio: emrynbird.itch.io
payhip: payhip.com/EmrynBird
itchio: emrynbird.itch.io
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don't you want to see them kiss. don't you want to see them kiss (i walk increasingly fast after you as you attempt to leave)
happy halloween to all you freaks out there from the hag & the maid
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
don't you want to see them kiss. don't you want to see them kiss (i walk increasingly fast after you as you attempt to leave)
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🦃🎮 Creator Day returns this Friday with the start of our Black Friday 2025 Sitewide Sale. For 24 hours we'll waive our free on all transactions. Over 15,000 projects to be on sale from this Friday through December 3rd. More details here itch.io/blog/1124058/creator...
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🦃🎮 Creator Day returns this Friday with the start of our Black Friday 2025 Sitewide Sale. For 24 hours we'll waive our free on all transactions. Over 15,000 projects to be on sale from this Friday through December 3rd. More details here itch.io/blog/1124058/creator...
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"rather fraught situationship between a nun, an undead abomination, and a giant centipede"
A phrase which has never before in human history been uttered.
A phrase which has never before in human history been uttered.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"rather fraught situationship between a nun, an undead abomination, and a giant centipede"
A phrase which has never before in human history been uttered.
A phrase which has never before in human history been uttered.
I like how I wasn't sure what the thematic threads in BODY SAINT PEST were going to be, but looking at what I've got written, it's painfully obvious now which will help me immensely in finishing this first draft
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I like how I wasn't sure what the thematic threads in BODY SAINT PEST were going to be, but looking at what I've got written, it's painfully obvious now which will help me immensely in finishing this first draft
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is a great ride (bonus points for a cute bat boy) and if you didn't manage to back it before, this'll be as good a time as any to grab it.
👀still got your eye on a title you haven't picked up yet?
We know every $ counts, and Iron Circus Comics has a One-Day Sale, 50% off for 24 hours, just around the corner!
Don't wait til the day of to take a peek, now's the time to check out our library in advance! 🔎
store.ironcircus.com ⚙️
We know every $ counts, and Iron Circus Comics has a One-Day Sale, 50% off for 24 hours, just around the corner!
Don't wait til the day of to take a peek, now's the time to check out our library in advance! 🔎
store.ironcircus.com ⚙️
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is a great ride (bonus points for a cute bat boy) and if you didn't manage to back it before, this'll be as good a time as any to grab it.
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THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS is a queer work of grimdark fantasy that takes a maximalist approach to vampires
I slapped both buttons on whether or not the vampires are human or monstrous
[ #booksky #horror #fantasy ]
https://books2read.com/TheFealtyofMonstersVol1
I slapped both buttons on whether or not the vampires are human or monstrous
[ #booksky #horror #fantasy ]
https://books2read.com/TheFealtyofMonstersVol1
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS is a queer work of grimdark fantasy that takes a maximalist approach to vampires
I slapped both buttons on whether or not the vampires are human or monstrous
[ #booksky #horror #fantasy ]
https://books2read.com/TheFealtyofMonstersVol1
I slapped both buttons on whether or not the vampires are human or monstrous
[ #booksky #horror #fantasy ]
https://books2read.com/TheFealtyofMonstersVol1
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i finally, finally took the time to play through this tonight and i am. devastated (positive). once again vesta (and now oscar!) have proven why the disgusting and horrifying can and should sit at the table with sensuality and eroticism and true feeling. good god. i'm miserable. it's fantastic.
ORANGEPEEL, ONIONSKIN is out for free!
For twenty years, Mona has prepared to deliver the god that sleeps in Lave's belly.
Now, four nights, and four rituals, remain.
80+ images and 17.5k words written with @pepperbloom.bsky.social, for #erohorrorVNjam
godaughtr.itch.io/orangepeel-o...
For twenty years, Mona has prepared to deliver the god that sleeps in Lave's belly.
Now, four nights, and four rituals, remain.
80+ images and 17.5k words written with @pepperbloom.bsky.social, for #erohorrorVNjam
godaughtr.itch.io/orangepeel-o...
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i finally, finally took the time to play through this tonight and i am. devastated (positive). once again vesta (and now oscar!) have proven why the disgusting and horrifying can and should sit at the table with sensuality and eroticism and true feeling. good god. i'm miserable. it's fantastic.
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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the main problem is that sex and relationships are so firmly slotted into the capital-R Romance genre that the second you read, say, a fantasy with more than one sex scene, people who would otherwise Know Better clutch their pearls that it isn't erotica
ask me how I know (rhetorical)
ask me how I know (rhetorical)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the main problem is that sex and relationships are so firmly slotted into the capital-R Romance genre that the second you read, say, a fantasy with more than one sex scene, people who would otherwise Know Better clutch their pearls that it isn't erotica
ask me how I know (rhetorical)
ask me how I know (rhetorical)
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people get mad when lgbtq+ works aren't romances because for a VERY LONG TIME the only marketing category for lgbtq+ was romance so when it showed up in genre, people were legit confused
and still are !!
and still are !!
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
people get mad when lgbtq+ works aren't romances because for a VERY LONG TIME the only marketing category for lgbtq+ was romance so when it showed up in genre, people were legit confused
and still are !!
and still are !!
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Bonus pic from the cover of Robert Nye’s Beowulf: A New Telling
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bonus pic from the cover of Robert Nye’s Beowulf: A New Telling
it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk...
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk...
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
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Pay me to draw pictures. Thank u.
September 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pay me to draw pictures. Thank u.
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Been a minute since I posted my Mastercard/Visa strats to drag out the call
1. Ramble at the beginning for as long as you can - goal is to clog the line
2. They won't insist on card # if you say you're in public
3. When you get disconnected call back and lodge a complaint about it immediately
1. Ramble at the beginning for as long as you can - goal is to clog the line
2. They won't insist on card # if you say you're in public
3. When you get disconnected call back and lodge a complaint about it immediately
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Been a minute since I posted my Mastercard/Visa strats to drag out the call
1. Ramble at the beginning for as long as you can - goal is to clog the line
2. They won't insist on card # if you say you're in public
3. When you get disconnected call back and lodge a complaint about it immediately
1. Ramble at the beginning for as long as you can - goal is to clog the line
2. They won't insist on card # if you say you're in public
3. When you get disconnected call back and lodge a complaint about it immediately
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season