Deckard
deckardkane.bsky.social
Deckard
@deckardkane.bsky.social
Musings of a millennial who watches hockey and plays Dungeons and Dragons
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Happy Might Nein Animated Series Release Day for all who celebrate! 🎲 ⚔️ #criticalrole
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Forget about light rail. Give me that heavy rail. I want industrial trains ripping through my city at high speeds.
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Jays are hitting dngers
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was cleaning my garlic press and thought to myself "better get the smell of garlic out of this" why? It's only used for garlic. Who cares if my garlic smells like garlic. I'm an idiot.
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny.

Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it.

God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
August 27, 2023 at 2:54 PM
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reverse skylight. what those worms doin
July 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no

stop making this the global hub for news communication
July 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The worm in RFKs brain is getting stronger
June 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Ducks eating watermelon: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Don't remember this book for some reason
June 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My chest hair is greying. I'm officially getting old.
May 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh Carey 😍
Habs legend Carey Price at a charity event in Montreal this past weekend:

“Nobody likes to see the Maple Leafs lose more than me.”

👇👇👇
May 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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No one has ever LinkedIn this hard.

I am CRINE.
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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PA warns fans they’ll face criminal charges for throwing things on the ice.

They should announce that if fans throw things on the ice, they’ll run the same group back again for a 10th year.
May 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Favorite Bon Iver songs: called like “Pipestone, MN” and he’s crying about a girl he saw at a doctors appointment

Most streamed Bon Iver: called “S&44xx6^” and he sounds like a computer is eating him
March 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Amazing. This movie got it so right.
Idiocracy was a documentary
February 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Habs game at 7:30pm feels so weird.
February 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM