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KJ @deceptacle.org · Aug 3

due to her staunch conservative politics i will no longer be jerking it to sydney sweeney. that’ll learn her

KJ @deceptacle.org · 15h

remember when CMC fumbled on the opening drive of the Super Bowl in 2023 and Kittle was having a little chit chat with a KC player instead of playing football and then that KC player recovered the fumble? I remember it

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

The Rolling Stones are the archetypes here, can’t believe I forgot em

KJ @deceptacle.org · 2d

springsteen is this to me, and his upcoming movie is just reigniting old hatred. other artists that quality for this include: u2, the eagles, backstreet boys, britney spears, christina aguilera, n sync, beastie boys, limp bizkit, jay z, diddy, beyonce and sabrina carpenter. i hate ALL of them

KJ @deceptacle.org · 2d

what's the term for when an artist is just on all the time and you non-consensually hear all their music?? you've never once WANTED to listen to their album, never bought or pressed play, but it's in so many commercials/movies/whatever else that you have songs memorized against your will

KJ @deceptacle.org · 5d

Weird way to frame it, Jones threw 2 picks

KJ @deceptacle.org · 7d

yeah man that’ll unravel the propaganda machine. the billionaires who control the world are just a Rumpelstiltskin-type word game away from utter defeat

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 7d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

“Hey there are good cops” type energy. Gtfo with that horseshit. Christianty in America is a goddamn poison

KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

Let’s do some math here so there were millions of trump voters who are Christian, who used the church to mobilize for him and demonize his opponents. Also there are thousands of Christian priests who raped thousands of children and the church helped them get away with it. So, fuck Christianity

KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

that is a drawing, and not a girl

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

there are far too many philly fans in sports media. nobody wants this

KJ @deceptacle.org · 12d

why would any woman at the place of many mothers name a newborn girl FURIOSA

KJ @deceptacle.org · 12d

look how fucking old and decrepit he looks jfc

KJ @deceptacle.org · 13d

WHAT A FUCKING THROW BAKER

KJ @deceptacle.org · 15d

*walks by an insane person on the street talking insane nonsense to themself*
“well just burn the whole city down”

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 15d

just let the mods destroy this place at this point

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.... • 3h
All I want is a politician that says "this is unequivocally wrong and here's what l'm doing to stop it," it's not complicated!!!

@eriktheginger.bsky.social
It actually is. This is a silly, childish position on your part. But don't take my word for it. Google Neville Chamberlain.

KJ @deceptacle.org · 15d

it's insane that shanny doesn't have anything in his play calling bag for that situation. there are millions of ways to keep the clock running, make them burn time outs, and not give up like that cowardly 3 and punt sequence. he was playing to lose

KJ @deceptacle.org · 16d

Nah a cable knit would be pretty expensive and require decent tailoring to make into a button down. this is a cheap ass textured jacket. like a box puffer, with a fabric exterior. Either way its ghastly shit, middle management-designed fashion

KJ @deceptacle.org · 16d

you don’t have to, he’s not super fly at all. dude is sauceless

KJ @deceptacle.org · 16d

yeah dude that tracks. it looks outright bad from the footage in the trailer and they seem to be obscuring the actual movie with LARGE FONT PULL QUOTES that praise the rock for having the gumption to take the role... which is very suspicious. How is playing a fighter outside his range?? It's a pass

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19d

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 19d

“you’ll never know the fear of being in a woman’s only space and imagining that a specific type of crime that’s never actually happened COULD ONE DAY HAPPEN! BOO! I live my life unafraid of the cishet men who commit all the crimes, because I use my imagination to find villains instead”
-jk rowling

KJ @deceptacle.org · 20d

Hey Jake quick question why in the fuck are you posting chatterton content from twitter on bluesky? Is there a single person here who wants to read that shit?

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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 21d

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶

Burrowing owl family at their burrow. Scowling mom on the left, then one kid with their head tilted to the side, then two kids panting in the heat.

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 23d

Pete Davidson finally getting to perform to the people responsible for his father dying on 9/11

Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23d

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23d

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

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