davegrapes
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out with the old, cheated by the new
at long last, it is no longer shite being Scottish (I am not Scottish)
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
at long last, it is no longer shite being Scottish (I am not Scottish)
good god what am I waking up to on here today
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
good god what am I waking up to on here today
doing the same thing with Todd Snider that I did with John Prine: namely, find out how awesome they were right after they die
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
doing the same thing with Todd Snider that I did with John Prine: namely, find out how awesome they were right after they die
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Trump looking through milk cartons: Would. Would…..Would yeah I guess. Wou
September 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump looking through milk cartons: Would. Would…..Would yeah I guess. Wou
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
I have a pretty good idea how this went (as a bit of a politics wonk)
Bondi, Patel, et al: hello Lauren. Would you mind changing your vote demanding the release of the Epstein files
Boebert: No thank you
Bondi, Patel, et al: Ok. Have a good one. Wait: please?
B: no.
B, P, et al: ok.
Bondi, Patel, et al: hello Lauren. Would you mind changing your vote demanding the release of the Epstein files
Boebert: No thank you
Bondi, Patel, et al: Ok. Have a good one. Wait: please?
B: no.
B, P, et al: ok.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I have a pretty good idea how this went (as a bit of a politics wonk)
Bondi, Patel, et al: hello Lauren. Would you mind changing your vote demanding the release of the Epstein files
Boebert: No thank you
Bondi, Patel, et al: Ok. Have a good one. Wait: please?
B: no.
B, P, et al: ok.
Bondi, Patel, et al: hello Lauren. Would you mind changing your vote demanding the release of the Epstein files
Boebert: No thank you
Bondi, Patel, et al: Ok. Have a good one. Wait: please?
B: no.
B, P, et al: ok.
honouring our veterans by having a few small beers
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
honouring our veterans by having a few small beers
Didn’t really have to come in to work today (we’re in a lull, it’s a stat tomorrow, I have banked time) but was feeling a bit isolated so thought it would be nice to be around manager (good dude) and coworkers. And.. I’m the only person here.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Didn’t really have to come in to work today (we’re in a lull, it’s a stat tomorrow, I have banked time) but was feeling a bit isolated so thought it would be nice to be around manager (good dude) and coworkers. And.. I’m the only person here.
oh did someone do a politicsball?
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
oh did someone do a politicsball?
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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In a motel doing a podcast?
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
In a motel doing a podcast?
when a guy just passed out near you and you’re the President, and also you’re normal
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
when a guy just passed out near you and you’re the President, and also you’re normal
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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INTERSTELLAR was released 11 years ago today. The 9th feature film of director Christopher Nolan, and one of the biggest science fiction epics of the 21st century, the story of how it was made will have you wondering at our place in the stars…
1/50
1/50
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
INTERSTELLAR was released 11 years ago today. The 9th feature film of director Christopher Nolan, and one of the biggest science fiction epics of the 21st century, the story of how it was made will have you wondering at our place in the stars…
1/50
1/50
Congratulations to New York’s mayor, and to the mayor’s aloof wife. If she even cares.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Congratulations to New York’s mayor, and to the mayor’s aloof wife. If she even cares.
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
sat down in front of the laptop ready to reference the "It Only Tuesday" classic Onion headline, but Dick Cheney died so we're going to stow that for a less happy occasion
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
sat down in front of the laptop ready to reference the "It Only Tuesday" classic Onion headline, but Dick Cheney died so we're going to stow that for a less happy occasion
JFC, not now Fanatics!
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
JFC, not now Fanatics!
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Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guide To Pets (1/2)
I don't wanna be around anymore.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I don't wanna be around anymore.
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
wild ass shit, world series style :-o
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
wild ass shit, world series style :-o
what the.. fuck you!!!
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
what the.. fuck you!!!