Dave Clark
@daveclarkreports.bsky.social
News reporter, AFP
Immigrant: France
Emigrant: UK
Migrant: Kosovo, Nigeria, Iraq, US, Belgium
Immigrant: France
Emigrant: UK
Migrant: Kosovo, Nigeria, Iraq, US, Belgium
I imagine parents will be fully informed about this via Teams, ProNote and Google Classroom
Les téléphones seront interdits au lycée à partir de la rentrée prochaine, annonce Emmanuel Macron.
Les téléphones portables seront interdits au lycée à partir de la rentrée prochaine, annonce Emmanuel Macron
Le chef de l’Etat a déclaré ce vendredi 28 novembre à un panel des lecteurs du groupe de presse Ebra, dans les Vosges, qu’il veut étendre cette mesure déjà présente dans les collèges à tous les établissements du secondaire.
www.liberation.fr
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I imagine parents will be fully informed about this via Teams, ProNote and Google Classroom
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"King Herod had the right approach to the two-child benefit cap."
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"King Herod had the right approach to the two-child benefit cap."
Luke's Gospel: "And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria)"
Book of Badenoch: "There was no state"
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria)"
Book of Badenoch: "There was no state"
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Luke's Gospel: "And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria)"
Book of Badenoch: "There was no state"
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria)"
Book of Badenoch: "There was no state"
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i mean not to prejudge this, but the cyber expert is likely to say 'yeah you hit publish, mate'
OBR calls in cyber expert over botched release of Budget analysis
OBR calls in cyber expert over botched release of Budget analysis
Rachel Reeves's statement was thrown into chaos after journalists were able to access the document early.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
i mean not to prejudge this, but the cyber expert is likely to say 'yeah you hit publish, mate'
Molly could write a book about her dog eating cheese and I'd read it.
A book on international justice from The Hague's top reporter?
Sign me up (or issue a warrant)
A book on international justice from The Hague's top reporter?
Sign me up (or issue a warrant)
I regret to inform everyone, but mostly I regret to inform myself, that I am writing a book. And worse, I am writing a book on international justice.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Molly could write a book about her dog eating cheese and I'd read it.
A book on international justice from The Hague's top reporter?
Sign me up (or issue a warrant)
A book on international justice from The Hague's top reporter?
Sign me up (or issue a warrant)
Politician blames politics for political deadlock
French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu blames partisan cynicism and presidential ambition for the budget deadlock.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Politician blames politics for political deadlock
Nice to see a LibDem graph being generous to its rivals. Zero almost as much as 1, which is half of 4.
The Conservatives have failed to win a single council seat in the South East since May.
Lib Dems, however, are going strong. 💪
Lib Dems, however, are going strong. 💪
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Nice to see a LibDem graph being generous to its rivals. Zero almost as much as 1, which is half of 4.
The French football team was assigned to Newcastle for the group stage in Euro 96, so I wrote to the Evening Chronicle asking if they needed a work experience kid who could speak French
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The French football team was assigned to Newcastle for the group stage in Euro 96, so I wrote to the Evening Chronicle asking if they needed a work experience kid who could speak French
The UK is jailing former MEPs who took bribes. Feel like that's something the EU should try
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russian bribes
The judge tells Nathan Gill his actions were a
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The UK is jailing former MEPs who took bribes. Feel like that's something the EU should try
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
Thanks to Brexit the nimble UK can get ahead of the game and our centre left can pivot far right while Brussels is still going through the centre right to far right stage
the EU's centre-right (controls the EU commission) is allying with the far-right to dismantle all sorts of protections that took decades to win
they've already come for for human rights rules in business supply chains. next it's digital privacy, labour rights, chemical safety, wildlife protection
they've already come for for human rights rules in business supply chains. next it's digital privacy, labour rights, chemical safety, wildlife protection
European Commission accused of ‘massive rollback’ of digital protections
Proposed changes to AI Act would make it easier for tech firms to use personal data to train models without consent
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Thanks to Brexit the nimble UK can get ahead of the game and our centre left can pivot far right while Brussels is still going through the centre right to far right stage
They can only be called veggieburgers if they're made in the Veggieburg municipality in Ruritania
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Ban on veggie ‘burgers’: plant-based products may lose meaty names in UK under EU law
Exclusive: Trade agreement means UK is subject to some food labelling rules, with vote on vegetarian food terms this week
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
They can only be called veggieburgers if they're made in the Veggieburg municipality in Ruritania
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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How long until Trump orders Pam Bondi to appoint special counsel to investigate why the very biased fake news media wasn't banging ALL the 2020 candidates?
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
How long until Trump orders Pam Bondi to appoint special counsel to investigate why the very biased fake news media wasn't banging ALL the 2020 candidates?
All this reminds me of the time when I was still a Washington reporter, tinkering with the fountains outside my three-storey Georgetown house, pruning my bamboo
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
All this reminds me of the time when I was still a Washington reporter, tinkering with the fountains outside my three-storey Georgetown house, pruning my bamboo
I say expose yourself to the space storm
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I say expose yourself to the space storm
Usually prefer BSky before the Americans are out of bed, but when there's a BBC in crisis story and a former French president legal drama I can't wait until the Yanks wake up and start arguing about why their opposition party is to blame for everything
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Usually prefer BSky before the Americans are out of bed, but when there's a BBC in crisis story and a former French president legal drama I can't wait until the Yanks wake up and start arguing about why their opposition party is to blame for everything
His publishers are going to have to use big type in the prison memoir
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
His publishers are going to have to use big type in the prison memoir
That'll be the G19 then?
TRUMP: NO U.S. GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL WILL ATTEND G20
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That'll be the G19 then?
It's like maths on cocaine
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It's like maths on cocaine
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
Half the posters on Blue Sky are using Twitter to get screen grabs to show how bad using Twitter is
Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Half the posters on Blue Sky are using Twitter to get screen grabs to show how bad using Twitter is
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Nice juxtaposition of skeets here. #halloween #puppies
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nice juxtaposition of skeets here. #halloween #puppies
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PUTIN: POWER OF POSEIDON SIGNIFICANTLY EXCEEDS THAT OF OUR MOST PROMISING INTERCONTINENTAL MISSILE SARMAT
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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News agency vowel drought imminent
Madagascar cabinet announced
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
News agency vowel drought imminent