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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 7d

Republicans want

The yacht club
&
The not club

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13d

If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 10d

So now he’s an architecture historian and an architect engineer.

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 12d

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 14d

Keep Michael away from reading the Onion

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 15d

You know you're a bad driver when
Siri says:

"In 400 feet, stop and let me out."

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 16d

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🐸Dave Marshall🐸 @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 16d

3 cops go down on big dick

darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 16d

Check out the live performance at Woodstock.
Slick is amazing.

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 17d

Went to 5 different agencies and the comments people posted and none were pro Trump.

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 17d

Yes you are suspended *wink wink

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 19d

Dog: I was told we were going for a walk

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 23d

I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 22d

Looks like Christianity is under attack from the radical left lunatics…oh wait

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 22d

It’s ironic for me that “Christians” love quoting the Old Testament and not from the New Testament.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 24d

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 25d

There goes the resale value of my neighbors houses

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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · Oct 2

Happy October!🎃

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · Sep 30

🤞

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · Sep 22

subtly downgrade a band

chartreuse floyd

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · Sep 25

The baby is going to be named Dumb

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · Sep 18

The right is honoring Charlie Kirk’s legacy of “free speech” by firing everyone exercising free speech…

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · Sep 18

What would George Carlin have to say? Probably something stronger than this.

a man is speaking into a microphone and says boy these conservatives are really something aren 't they ?

ALT: a man is speaking into a microphone and says boy these conservatives are really something aren 't they ?

media.tenor.com

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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · Sep 10

Welp MLK Day just got replaced!!

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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · Sep 8

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darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · Sep 7

A black man that died from HIV/AIDS.
Would be on brand for MAGA

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