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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 16h

just wait until doc starts ashby all 82 games

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NBC Sports @nbc-sports.bsky.social · 1d

RT @NBAonNBC: ABSOLUTE CHILLS.

Cue up Roundball Rock … the NBA is BACK on NBC and Peacock. 🏀🤩

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 3d

<extremely playing Clue voice>
I’m ready to solve

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 3d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 9d

Trey Yesavage / Trois Ouisauvage

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 3d

Blue Jays with an elite jersey/cap combo tonight and the M’s in the “northwest green” alts. That’s a good-looking baseball game.

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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 4d

Tech’s awesome radio PbP guy is using the phrase “Texas Haynesaw Massace”

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 4d

Haynes Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 4d

Haynes King gets the blood going too, but with much more of an “oh no you’re going to actually die” kind of way

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 6d

When I see the guys counting ‘em down

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 6d

Limiting it to two per team is egregious when this kind of crap still happens.

Saw, but if he were handsome and cool @mpbmke.com · 6d

Best-case scenario, ABS trains umps to actually see the strike zone correctly.

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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 6d

Ashby didn't throw too many pitches, he can probably start Game 4

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 7d

Who’s the most important person around here? You guessed it,

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 9d

I would’ve let that pitch hit me at 95 mph (not because I’m brave or stoic but bc I would not have been athletic enough to get out of the way that quickly)

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 9d

ah, well, nevertheless

Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 9d

Bob Kozlowski in the Ronan Tynan icer role??

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 10d

OK. I thought they were both running but that would make much more sense. I shouldn’t have been trying to multitask.

Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 10d

And even if you’re going to do the Coward’s Punt, there were still like 10 seconds left on the play clock when they snapped it! Why not run it all the way down?

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 10d

James Franklin was fired before James Danklin was harvested. This is our “Lettuce outlasts Prime Minister” moment

Eric Dean @dirtydills.bsky.social · 13d

Attn @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Done and done

@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 10d

Should have gone to the Springfield State Fair

Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 11d

levitating

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 11d

The Cubs, like hell, are not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 11d

These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer fan and the sunshine supporter will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their team; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 11d

you should still do the shirt rip tbh

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 12d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 12d

<Henry Aaron in his absolute prime stands at the plate in a 3-0 count with the winning run on second and no one out in the bottom of the 9th>

AJ Pierzynski: “I will light myself on fire if they don’t bunt here!”

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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 12d

In a surprising move, the Mariners have turned to veteran Bill Swift here in the 12th

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